“This agony? What can it be for?”

Why is the “stuff for me” tab on tumblr just 100% pro ana posts there could not be something that’s less for me

i was just watching a mitski interview where she was asked about touring in europe a while back. basically, on the day of her show in london, she got to the venue she was performing at and this guy was sat outside crying. so mitski approached him to see if he was okay and he told her that the venue was unwilling to put on this show he was writing. mitski not only helped him finish and publish the play, but told him to never give up on his dreams. hamlet debuted at the globe theatre, the same space where mitski had performed nearly a year prior. that man was william shakespeare.

does anyone else remember the foxhole court bc that was so insane. for awhile the biggest thing on tumblr was a self published book series that no one outside of this website has ever heard of and that was never even published in physical form about a guy who fakes his name, age (by one year) and identity to join a sports team for a fake sport that the author invented for the series despite the fact that it was literally just lacrosse, after being on the run and changing his name hundreds of times because his mobster dad tried to sell him to a rival sports team that was actually owned by the japanese mafia. or something like that. and then every single subsequent thing that happened was somehow more batshit soap opera plotlines. this was literally the most popular book series on tumblr and was put on book rec lists alongside like, the great gatsby and donna tartt books. if I didn’t remember it so clearly I would assume I hallucinated this

oh and to be clear this series was not set in japan, the japanese mafia just owned an american college sports team and was super invested in it for some reason

wait ok now i'm curious how old were you when you joined tumblr and how old are you now

Maybe I'll treat myself to some substance abuse in response to these slight inconveniences

dude they banned milf. what if i want to fuck someone's mom, tumblr? what should i do then? kill myself?

I think all the British hate online is just homophobia. Like be real with me you heard about this quaint, rainy little island where people bum fags and get on their knees for old queens and you just couldn’t handle it, could you? Because they were different.

blunt rotation with the artists of songs #4 and 20 on your Spotify Wrapped ready go