VerdantVamp

locked the fuck out. distractionmaxxing

sometimes when i post on here i feel like that one clip from community where abed is doing a standup routine but it's so specific to him and his life that troy is the only one laughing.

If you google Jimothy they have an animated raccoon run across the screen

Nice try, but you won’t trick me into using Google

please wear sunscreen!!! I've seen "fuck the beauty industrial complex" posts about complicated skincare regimens and am 100% with them except sometimes they mention sunscreen and no. no. absolutely not. sunscreen is a wonderful supportive friend who wants to keep you safe, and you should let her do it. throw out all your other cosmetics and skincare products if you want, but keep your sunscreen. and if you're not wearing sunscreen, start wearing it!!!! this is not about terror of aging, this is not about every tiny imperfection our fucked-up culture has made you feel insecure about, this is about protecting yourself from skin cancer. wear the damn sunscreen.

Also confused- did you ever figure that out?

at least im bisexual

no one has literacy anymore and that would probably scare me if i knew what that meant