Verdant Magus

fuck its Already like 100 am

devastating: artist who has not practiced fundamentals enough to execute high concept idea eats shit

Jackass is feminist art because it’s about a group of men who dedicate their lives to making themselves suffer as much as women do every day #equality

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WOKE BLAST!!!! 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️EVERYONE DESERVES CLEAN WATER AND FOOD🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍⚧️EVERYONE DESERVES BODILY AUTONOMY ⚧️⚧️⚧️❤️SUPPORT ONE ANOTHER🎨🎨🎨DISCRIMINATION HAS NO PLACE IN THE WORLD🧑🏼‍❤️‍💋‍🧑🏿👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩👨🏿‍❤️‍💋‍👨🏿HUMAN RIGHTS👩🏽‍🦯‍➡️👩🏻‍🦼‍➡️🧑🏽‍🦽‍➡️EVERYONE DESERVES HEALTHCARE💪💪🏿💪🏾💪🏽💪🏼💪🏻🦾 WE DESERVE SUNSHINE

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Did this with an 11yo u.m. today and he said "What did the ghost say to the other ghost?" And I said "What?" "Nothing. Ghosts aren't real."

They do a steak and cheese garlic bread toastie - I know where my loyalties lie.

the true purpose of big anime hair!

youll click it right? put your cursor over the button and click it! click it and log out of tumblr!

lifting up miss logging out's skirt for everyone to see??

UNGRATEFUL tech companies are saying things like "turn off your ad blocker" and "we need your photo id" instead of "thank you so much for not just pirating our shit, youre so handsome"

I DONT THINK I EVER FINISHED RHIS AND THE FILE IS LOST QQQQWWWQQQQQ

i like how all cats regardless of species can either look rlly badass and cool or just incredibly silly stupid