Verdant Magus

I gotta start downloading music cause at this point all the streaming sites are unusable

No reason why the next Overwatch character can’t be a Greek Orthodox priest

this post is so important

did you really need to remind me of this shit

girl you erected a mysterious black monolith that contained all the knowledge your culture had ever collected were you hoping he'd develop rudimentary tool use

americans are sooo desensitized to guns and sometimes it manifests in ways that affect your media literacy. like remember in the first episode of sherlock when john watson opens up his drawer and you see a gun in there and youre supposed to understand that this is narratively significant and conveys his suicidality as well as his willingness to skirt rules and laws but the first time i watched it i was like oh well theres his desk gun. lots of people have those

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…

IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!

This post is immaculate

the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf

This is such a beautiful thing

Jesus christ

Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!

yo what the fuck happened to this post

I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.

One of my students emailed asking for help with their entire email in the subject line

Did you know the character limit for the subject line Outlook is 255 characters? I do now.

THEIR AI PROMPT FOR THEIR MESSAGE WAS IN WHAT THEY PASTED INTO THE SUBJECT LINE

the people that made the essentials mod bought modrinth, so I guess I'll have to keep tabs on proverbial lifeboats for when they add modbucks or whatever other dark patterns they deem "moral enough" and I need to jump ship

going on HRT is a serious decision you should make with the utmost gravity. people might think you're cool, badass even. You might find yourself happy with your life, approaching the world with newfound wisdom one way or another. It might be what you want. It might get you off. It might just be a cool story to tell people. I, myself, found the initial experience was like I had sleepwalked through a nightmare for a quarter century - and for the first time, not just the first time I could remember but actually the first time, I was awake, and the sun was shining, and the world was beautiful. So obviously all of those are risks

are you his beautiful wife? you are not his beatiful wife? sad snooting