Verdan the Druid

Do you think the Feywild has a Mcdonalds?

Not if I can fucking help it.

spunchbog and patrim

foraging for a fuckberry to give

It's true. I know every language ever.

What language was that?

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

Norwegian?

Pfft, you thought it was an Earth language?

Gonna be real with you, dawg. I had a joke brewing, but we've derailed too far. At this point the only thing I can d- *Get's grabbed and dragged away screaming by a giant octopus.*

It's true. I know every language ever.

What language was that?

Can’t you tell? I thought you knew every language ever.

Norwegian?

It's true. I know every language ever.

What language was that?

turns out the hardest part about being a dungeon master is being forced to act out old man yaoi on the spot

The only HARD thing about that is- *is suddenly grabbed and carried away screaming by a giant owl*

Delicious

The fuck do you mean by "finally"??

It's bullshit! Fucking lightning wizards enforcing their pretend kingdom borders on me and my fish homies.

how surprising... another forest relics major collecting unemployment. maybe you should have learned something useful instead of salvaging ancient machines from the moss

Your jealousy is so obvious. You think you're little desk job typing in numbers and answering emails is better than scavenging for treats in the forest? Get real.