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Sometimes my wizard friends casually bring up their dark lore like: „Back when i was lost in the catacombs…“

YOU WERE LOST IN THE CATACOMBS?!

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wizard-council-bureaucrat

Learn to let go...

of the cursed amulet

preferably before you destroy the world

just a thought

#is this a haiku

grizzwaldtheponderer

the bones are looking at me

twinkwizard69

no they aren’t

but if they were it certainly wouldn’t be due to my invisibility spell wearing off while burgling your tower- I would never do something illegal

#gaslighting #wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard problems #wizardblogging

skypuppy-moth

I'm a level one wizard. I ran out of spell slots trying my shoes

twinkwizard69

careful! you might die of 1d4 psychic damage if you get too frustrated!

#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard #been there buddy #wizard problems #:(

silly-comet

Going back in time to bring air friers to the 1970s to see what kinds of crazy stuff they get up to with that

twinkwizard69

redirecting this conversation

#stoner posting

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Hydration? - Don’t make me laugh- there is enough water in mana potions and bread to survive!

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halo-z

live blogging the angry mob from the nearby village storming into my creepy castle and killing me with torches

twinkwizard69

that wasn’t staged btw

( I was one of the torches )

#wizardposting #wizardblr #wizard #wizard shit #evilposting #magic #dont ask

idosharpiestuff

People: "Your apprentice can't be that bad, I'm sure they can at least cast a simple combustion spell."

The apprentice in question:

twinkwizard69

IDK WHAT HE DID BUT HE IS INNOCENT!!!

#cats of tumblr #wizard shit #wizardposting #wizard tumblr

up pondering my orb

but what i really want is to ponder your orbs :(

#wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizard heartbreak

gumbroth-the-benevolent

casting difficult spells rn nobody like comment and subscribe nobody even breathe

twinkwizard69

How about that weather, huh?

#wizardposting #wizard #coworkerposting #npc dialogue

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the lion doesn’t concern himself with Armor

#dnd #dnd wizard #wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #sigma wizard grindset #paladins wont get it #wizard shit #plottarmor #3 hp no armor

Dont talk to me or my homunculus or my homunculuse’s homunculus ever again!

WERE DONE!

#wizardposting #wizardblr #grand homunculus #homunculi #homunculus posting #homunculus maxxing #wizard problems

gavamont

Knock knock

twinkwizard69

I’m not opening the door unless you have a warrant!

#wizard #wizardposting #wizardblogging #wizard shit #no criminal activity here

mold-wizard

Yeah, I might take the ominous warnings that the mysterious oracle in the spectral ruin keeps sending me more seriously if the dude knew how to spell "apocalyptic".

Hell, just settling on one consistent wrong spelling would be an improvement.

twinkwizard69

Don’t worry about that- maybe the oracle just had a bad day

I think what is more important is that the message also says that if you forward them to four other wizards you’ll be fine- so you should totally do that!

#wizardposting #wizard posting #wizardblr #wizard

mold-wizard

Okay, lesson learned: dryads do not like barbeque-flavored potato chips.

#fake meat flavor is clearly an abomination of nature and proof that god has abandoned us

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gavamont

The wizard rangers said that a breed of land wyrm I used to hunt for fake dragon hide is becoming a protected species. Gonna have to find a new way to scam foolish adventurers.

twinkwizard69

i think fake cockatrice beaks are gonna be the next big thing

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you guys are really sleeping on the “three weeks of diarrhea” spell- nobody can survive that

#wizardposting #wizard #wizardblr #wizard shit #wizard opinions

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