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Literally I Cant Ew
This is my other favorite vine
I want a 6 hour deep house remix
Always reblog.

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RIP to the 29 people who were killed when a suicide bomber blew himself up in a football stadium in Iskanderiyah, Iraq today. And get well soon to the 60 people wounded by the attack. My thoughts and prayers are with them, their family and their friends.
American treasure Amanda Kessel celebrates USA’s advancement with a 6-1 victory over Sweden on February 17th, 2014.

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The signs as shady texts
Aries: Fine.
Taurus: kay
Gemini: kk :)
Cancer: okay i guess
Leo: lmao k
Virgo: …ok
Libra: haha ur funny
Scorpio: k.
Sagittarius: LOL
Capricorn: {read yesterday, 2:17pm}
Aquarius: idk im rly busy
Pisces: sorry fell asleep
Being in a mid-2000s High School Health class and they show you this on DVD
Didn’t that turn out to be a load of bullshit that no-one can replicate the results of to this day?
Yep! His results were faked, and the entire film was basically anti-McDonald’s scaremongering, “poor people are stupid” and “fat people don’t get any sex”. It’s also thanks to this asshat that McDonald’s can’t advertise fuckin’ Happy Meals anymore and had to get rid of all their characters and their super size option, particularly because he claimed without evidence that they have a kid-fattening agenda, don’t list their nutritional info anywhere and have a mission statement from their CEO to make people sick and unhealthy from eating there for every single meal. On top of this, he actually tried to claim in a bonus experiment that McDonald’s fries aren’t actually fries because they don’t rot when left in an airtight container for a long time but all the burgers do–which is thanks to the oil and salt they’re loaded with, not some big conspiracy where the fries, which are processed and supplied by McCain in Canada, aren’t actually goddamn chopped potatoes–and equated the containers to a human stomach. Yes, cause the human stomach is an airtight container that food sits in for months, right? Spurlock, did veganism turn your brain completely off or something? Hell, the fucker even tried to claim credit for McDonald’s having salads, falsely stating at one point they didn’t have any before he “exposed” their EVIL PLANS.
Yeah, that’s another thing to remember, he’s apparently a vegan. He didn’t let anyone know he’s one, of course, he only mentioned his girlfriend is one, because it would’ve made his vomiting after a single McDonald’s meal, something literally no one else on the planet has done, seem less ZOMG SCARY.
Want a good film of this nature? Try Tom Naughton’s Fat Head instead, a film where a guy actively proves Spurlock wrong by actually losing weight while eating nothing but fast food for a month. He accomplishes this by NOT fucking gorging himself on the unhealthiest food choices, eating more meals than he claims or cutting out his usual physical activity. While he’s at it, he also exposes exactly why Spurlock is a total fraud. In the process, he gets actual doctors and nutrition experts to help him explain why everything you know about healthy eating is probably wrong or half-true, inform us about good and bad cholesterol, expose the real reasons behind the so-called “obesity epidemic” and point out why fat =/= unhealthy by default. Yeah, Naughton encourages viewers to try the paleo diet in the end, but at least it comes off more as a suggestion and doesn’t demonize anyone in the process.
Wait, so this guy is part of the reason why we don’t see things like McDonaldland anymore, and why we only see characters like Ronald anymore, and are even lucky if we catch an appearance from Grimace or Hamburglar anymore? Well, if that’s the case, I officially consider him a douche because I loved McDonaldland growing up, even if I was introduced to it via that series of tapes The Wacky Adventures of Ronald McDonald.
He’s a FUCKING MCDOUCHE AND WE GOTTA MCFREAKIN BURN HIM AT THE MCSTAKE
LET’S MCFREAKIN LOSE IT
I need an app that plays this and this only so I can just click it anytime someone tries to talk to me

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Reblog if you name your computer and put it’s name in the tags
My laptop is named Harvey
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I die every time
every time this is on my dash, I have to play it ten times before I can move on
[Michael Jackson’s Annie plays, lady in the background bangs a soup pot in time with the beat]
The signs as things my dad has said to me
Aries: “Tell the cops to wait, I’m playing Call of Duty.”
Taurus: “Fuck it, I’m going to Canada.”
Gemini: “COME HOME THIS INSTANT I ACCIDENTALLY MADE 144 COOKIES.”
Cancer: (playing cod) “I can’t hear you over the sound of me kicking all these twelve-year-olds’ asses.”
Leo: (pointing to a bruise on my hand) “Is that a hickey?”
Virgo: “Don’t tell your mom, but I’m happy for the gays.”
Libra: “Sad movies are dumb. I don’t want to pay ten dollars to cry for two hours. I do that every day for free.”
Scorpio: “I want the board to change my job title from CEO to supreme leader.”
Saggitarius: “The only reason I have a facebook is to embarass your mom.”
Capricorn: “I have a crush on Eric Dane.”
Aquarius: “I’m hiding from your mother because I just told her to fight me and I’m scared she’ll win.”
Pisces: “When I die, make sure I get a viking funeral. If I’m getting cremated, I’m getting cremated like a badass.”
The only one of these things worth reblogging
20 March 2016 (c)

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