Asshole Prince

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One of my best friends had one of the exchange students as her roommate; she was about four foot eleven and maybe ninety pounds, and she had a passion for huge platform boots and shirts with English slogans on them. She explained exactly that – it was cool to wear shirts with English lettering on them, even if you didn’t exactly know what it meant (this was in the late 90s/early 00s).

Her absolute favorite shirt was black with BITCH picked out in enormous rhinestones. She’d worn it three times before I asked her if she knew what it meant, and she said she’d been told it meant “Like a baby dog, the cutest dog? A really cute girl puppy.” 

So I explained to her that it wasn’t quite an accurate translation, and as I elaborated on what it meant, from “female dog” on up to “a name you call a woman you don’t like” and all the reasons you might call someone that, her eyes got wider and wider until finally she yelled “THAT’S BETTER, THAT’S THE BEST! BITCH IS EVEN BETTER THAN CUTE!”

So, for those of you who don’t know, I had to have emergency surgery because of a large cyst on my uterus.  I’m still recovering from surgery and I am missing a decent amount of work because my job requires a decent amount of physical activity that I cannot do.  as such, I’m opening up PWYW commissions for the time being! I’m also going to be opening up colored sketches as an option as well.  I’m also going to be offering lighter commissions, and I have 10 slots open for that.  I unfortunately cannot do pwyw for that, but it is $25USD for a custom designed and laminated bic lighter.  I will mail it to you or can have it picked up at youmacon.  You can message me here or at [email protected] if you’re interested.  More pictures and info on my lighters on my instagram I’m about 80-100 dollars short for this month on bills, and for next month I will probably need around 300+ dollars.  I’m still currently on leave and its kind of taking a toll on me. Thanks everyone for your help! Feel free to reblog and boost this, I really need the help. I’m attaching my commission prices, but thats just my general prices.  again, I’m offering Pay What You Want pricing right now.

So, for those of you who don’t know, I had to have emergency surgery because of a large cyst on my uterus.  I’m still recovering from surgery and I am missing a decent amount of work because my job requires a decent amount of physical activity that I cannot do.  as such, I’m opening up PWYW commissions for the time being! I’m also going to be opening up colored sketches as an option as well.  I’m also going to be offering lighter commissions, and I have 10 slots open for that.  I unfortunately cannot do pwyw for that, but it is $25USD for a custom designed and laminated bic lighter.  I will mail it to you or can have it picked up at youmacon.  You can message me here or at [email protected] if you’re interested.  More pictures and info on my lighters on my instagram I’m about 80-100 dollars short for this month on bills, and for next month I will probably need around 300+ dollars.  I’m still currently on leave and its kind of taking a toll on me. Thanks everyone for your help! Feel free to reblog and boost this, I really need the help. I’m attaching my commission prices, but thats just my general prices.  again, I’m offering Pay What You Want pricing right now.

SHUTOCON 2017 SKETCH UPLOAD! I gave away some before I could snap a pic, but I will be finishing up more later for my favorite cosplays. So many cool people this year! 

Funky Hipster Moon is a gift for @verbalatyx

Many Hairy Heads I kept