fiona

Bet it feels good as fuckkk to rest your hand on the pommel of your sword when the newcomer steps a little too close to your lord who you’ve sworn to protect with your life

she asks me what dr pepper tastes like and i say not everything tastes like something else

i'm actually super sexy and cool and mysterious if you ignore everything i've ever said and done

if i ever become a showrunner i will actually do the fake series finalle followed by the true ending where the popular gay ship is confirmed just so i can forever poison fandom with the idea that it can happen for real and then they will truly never let that hope go for all other subsequent shows they watch henceforth. just for the sake of making the world a worse place

BITCH = Believe It Truly Can Happen.