say hello to the brushfire

The most sexual thing on this earth is the free online tool

it turns out that making big positive changes in your life is great but it also forces you to reckon with the years you spent not really living and makes you feel like you're carrying the corpse of a 20 year old girl on your back

i don’t think men and women r supposed to date each other and if they do it has to be a romangerri type thing

I dont date because I must be loyal to my capo.

why are men so obsessed with having kids as a "legacy" bitch WHAT LEGACY you have a 1998 toyota corolla and two strikes at your burger king job

"that's right, your majesty! You are in dire need of a new freezer... Do not concern yourself with the large cardboard container in which it shall be delivered! Just let your lowly advisor take care of that..."

so hungry i could eat a mutual......