I met Oprah on VR, and she liked my avatar so much that she friended me. She started ignoring me out of nowhere, so I tried to make small talk and I said, “Wow, I’m so tired,” and she replied, “Bitch, I’m tired of you,” and forced my headset to turn off.

i’m proud of you for living today

I had a dream that my dog was a gooey substance I kept in a tupperware container while I was staying at a hotel. I left with all my things to check out and eventually realized I had left my goop dog back in my room, and when I finally got there housekeeping had cleaned my tupperware out and poured him down the drain.

@one-time-i-dreamt

where’s that quiz where you choose lke 4 colours u like and 4 u dont and it hands your ass on a plate

thank you @cumleaf @@ http://www.astro.com/cgi/atxgen.cgi?btyp=cf

posted this on my main but thought i’d share it here too bc these cards have given me so much help and hope since I got them

REPEAT AFTER ME : I am about to walk into the greatest year of my life✨

too busy watering my own grass to check if yours is greener

The energy I neeeed

I hope today brings you healing!

One day you’ll find someone who gives you more effort than you expect…and it’ll scare you…

last time i did this my wish really came true. so im going to wish again

nothing to lose. :))

Let’s hope

Why not? :)

*crossing fingers*

pretty much^^^^

i got nothing to lose. (:

Last time i did this my wish came true.

Jesus Christ if my wish comes true I will piss

im fucking crying of joy at the /thought/ of my wish coming true…

it came true last time…so why not

<3

hoping and praying…

Why not.

lets see.

my wish came true……………..this is creepy

Why not lol

Let’s see if it works 🥀➰

I doubt it will work but anyhow

I will always reblog this as long as I have hope

📚 🍵

♥

Here’s hoping…

🐽

Praying for this to work💫

･ﾟ✧

I will do it.

On my knees begging for this to work.

Please.

when i ask “did you get home safe?” i mean i love you and the thought of you at risk makes me ache