I played Bitlife for the first time and it was stupidly unhinged and funny. Like first off all. My family dog attacked me when I was like nine. I released the dog as revenge. I made friends with someone who, a year later, decided I was his enemy. And then persisted a couple of times to try and flirt and fuck him. He did not reciprocate. π
I went to school for journalism. I developed some eye issue and then also got epilepsy.
I took on random freelance jobsβALSO I'M FROM SIBERIA.
I went to college for journalism and came out as bi and my older sister came out the closet and had a kid. And then I went into working as a reporter and made friends with a dude two years younger than me and then hooked up with him after more failed attempts to fuck my enemy. And there were no condoms (also, I'm a guy in this) so it was not safe sex. π
HE DIDN'T ENJOY IT VERY MUCH.
And then, and this is my favorite part because of how absurd it is, I got chlamydia and had to be treated.
And then I became a PR assistant and I was basically rich.
I then decided to then properly ask my friend out and then we started dating.
My dad died, I adopted a dog and got engaged to my boyfriend but we couldn't get married because same sex marraige is illegal in Siberia so we moved to Germany to get married.
And then a couple years later adopted a kid named Mia who developed sickle cell and THEN MY HUSBAND WAS KIDNAPPED FOR RANSOM FOR MONEY AND BECAUSE I HAD THE WEALTH. I TRIED TO GET HIM BACK IN PAYMENT FOR THE MONEY I GAVE THE KIDNAPPERS BUT THEY TOOK HIM ANYWAYS AND THEN HE DIED. Also my mom died. π So did my new dog, Nikki who also attacked me once after bathing him.
And then a family friend is taken into jail for a serious crime and I take in their six year old daughter who dies at 20 from drowning. π
Then my enemy dies.
And then a couple years pass and I date a new woman. She cheats on me. Date a new person, cheats on me. Date and marry a new guy. Cheats on me. Divorce him. I die at 88 years old after my sister died at 74. π
