No

help, my wife got wine drunk and tried to set our marriage certificate on fire, saying “good luck trying to return me without the receipt”

I can’t believe we’ve already found the best animal video of 2016.

That is too adorable. You can tell the mother cat actually does trust the dog just by her body language. Typically a mother will watch her kittens closely and be very protective of them, here she completely trusts the dog to play gentle with them. This is just too damn cute.

When he bops the kitten and looks up at Mom to make sure he didn’t overstep!

The dog is trying to make himself as non-threatening as possible!!

man: has anyone ever told you you’re beautiful? me: oh no sir, today is my first day out of doors and papà forbade mirrors in the house lest we fall victim to vanity

😭❤️❤️ this makes me so happy

FOR THE LOVE OF EVERYTHING UMMUTE.

I will never not reblog this

i can’t believe its my responsibility to live this life to the fullest….wtf

What a punch

This is assault and illegal. He may spew nothing but bile but his right to free speech must be protected

yes good

Hey free speech never came with a guarantee that you won’t get punched in the face when you support some ignorant shit.

Why are Zoey and Zoe pronounced the same way but Joey and Joe aren’t?

Goth Clowns are just Mimes 

My gf who works with clowns says that mimes came first so technically clowns are just Scene Mimes 

Your gf who works with clowns