Mischief Management

bi / pan people!!!!!!!!!!!

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that is my whole post please reblog if you want to!!

cat brains are so small but they fit so much bastard into them

In 2019 I wish you loud uncontrollable laughter and smiles that make your eyes crease. I wish you messy hugs with drunk friends and the warmth of a strangers kindness. I wish you red hot passion for the things that make you happy and ‘I love you’s from the people who matter.

i wonder how many “hey guys are super hot no homo tho hahaha” type guys would identify as bisexual if male bisexuality was talked about more often and not like… ignored and forgotten about

Zuko is leading us into 20Biteen with pride

The United States of America (1865-2018)

My jaw dropped at this joke. Like how’d that get in a marvel movie

PROTECT HIM FROM THE DANGERS OF THE WORLD

this is why i hate “reclaiming” queer

Are you fucking kidding me do you hate bisexuals that much that you’re willing to go along with terfs for a dunk on the bihets? Is that it now, is that the community? Is shitting on queer people so important to you that you’ll throw away all your standards?

We also don’t know if these people are binary but let’s judge them at a first glance and base their identity on their presentation because that’s so progressive!

people who live in snowy places are SO bitchy about it like miss nature makes herself gorgeous for you and you’re like wah its cold? wah its dark? wah its so inconvenient? fuck OFF you live inside a beautiful liddle scene from a fairy tale. look me in the eye and tell me you’d rather just have mud you pussy

somebody from southern california that doesn’t experience seasons wrote this

hope your pets stay healthy in 2017

I almost didn’t blog this and felt guilty

Not risking it

hope ya pets even healthier in 2018

Hope your pets are immortal in 2019

why would he eat like that

the hunger

The cronch goblin

me at the craquer barrél when they bring my mac and cheese out