Punk Ass Book Jockey

It’s almost like I shouldn’t be eating movie theater nachos

I might check out mentally on my birthday and then never return

last minute meeting tomorrow so obviously we are all getting canned

Backrooms makes sense when you realize a teenager directed it.

How many quesadillas do I have to eat to get me out of debt

Dog puked all over my white sheets this morning so bleach is happening. I guess it was solidarity.

It’s Sunday night so I just got finished with a book. It was Virginia Roberts’ Nobody’s Girl. Very difficult but necessary. I’m sad she’s no longer with us. I’d really like to see her abusers pay.

Still puking. Considering a sick day. Or at least a half ass it day.

Ordered gf pancakes that were not gf and now I’m in bed dying

Obsession or Backrooms?

Puppy realizing that he is tall and can reach the cats food now 😕

My mysterious squash plant appears to be zucchini so fried zucchini will be happening. Maybe bread.

I’m in my palazzo pants era