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crab crab crab hand hand hand frighten

I love that the internet saw people comparing women and other alienated groups of people and went, “they’re dating,” and, “they support each other.” We’re improving as a society.

THIS IS HOW TO TAKE A TRASH OPINION COMIC AND MAKE IT BETTER. THANK YOU.

Betrayal,disappointment,Rage

one time i was at the vet’s office and i overheard two of the vets making fun of a cat for being named soul eater 

oh man… sorry bro.. i accidentally left some lipstick on your neck.. here let me kiss it off… shit i left more… here hold on… oh no i left even more… here hol

you know what that means yall, gotta go dive into a hole in a mountain this year or never

IT’S GETTING CLOSE TO THE END

the bartender who has seen you use this line on at least 5 different dates: you can’t keep doing this daniel

forget best posts of the decade, what's the WORST tumblr post of the decade?

i don't even mean this in a "lol fandoms cringey" way, the sheer secondhand embarrassment radiating off this post transcends any of the actual content in it and encompasses this website as a whole, and the fact that at least over a hundred thousand people thought this was the peak of humor at the time is enough to convince me that it deserves to be preserved as a grim reminder lest we repeat the sins of the past

I didn’t even read it but I can feel the cringe emanating off of the post