Touhou characters as kids you knew in middle school
Marisa: The cool girl who knows how to skateboard. Taught you a bunch of swear words once and so basically she's god. Spends recess frying bugs with a magnifying glass.
Sakuya: Gets an A+ on every piece of work she submits, answers every question in class, and kisses up to the teacher. Probably addicted to praise.
Satori: Has a Neopets account, never stops talking about said Neopets account, has 5 mini plush toys dangling from her bag. Always looks over your shoulder at your work.
Sanae: Already knows what anime is. Jumps around making action noises at recess pretending to swing a sword. Runs like Naruto in the hallway. Has anime openings saved to her MP3 player.
Aya: The annoying girl who runs everywhere, screams in your ear for fun, and takes pictures of literally everything with her flip phone. Has insane gossip, though.
Patchouli: The quiet kid who spends the entire day in the back of the room reading Harry Potter. Came into school in pajamas one day. Nobody even knows her name.
Cirno: "I know you are but what am I?" "Stop hitting yourself!" "Hey, spell ICUP." "Ha, in your face!" "Shut up, idiot!"
Remilia: Claims to be a member of a vampire clan, wears entirely black clothes, black lipstick, and spiked accessories. Calls her strawberry milk blood. Obsessed with Twilight.
Eiki: Whenever you do something wrong, runs up to the teacher screaming. Wins every class president election. Catchphrase: 'I'm teeelliiiing!'
Yuugi: Tallest kid in the class, plays every sport there is. Always challenging people to arm wrestle, never loses. Will never refuse a dare.
Miko: The popular girl who acts like she's better than everybody else because she knows she is. Has expensive clothes and make-up, is worshiped by literally everybody. Your popularity is judged by how well you know her.
Kagerou: Spends class doodling anime wolves. Probably has a deviantart. Pretends to be a wolf at recess. Will be drawing furry porn in 2 years.
Mokou: Emo, has not smiled in public in 3 years. If you sit next to her you can hear Linkin Park playing at max volume from her earphones.
Medicine: She looked lonely so you sat next to her one day. She admitted that she fantasizes about killing people. You do not sit next to her anymore.
Reimu: The kid who actually yells out loud when the whole class is talking because she's trying to work. Punches people at recess. Interrupts conversations to tell people to shut up.
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