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@littlechubloves

YOU’VE TRIGGERED THE ALARM

Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯

ROBERT GRAVES IS BACK ON MY DASH

robert graves: 5/7 pwnage

@lime-time @taxidermycactus

Ooh it’s back

of all the things to highlight about this building the lack of nails is not the thing I would have expected 

“faster,” i moaned. “why won’t this page load faster?”

The worst part about vomiting is not actually vomiting, it’s the 30 minutes before vomiting when you know your going to vomit but your body is teasing you with nausea

It’s funny how drinking 8 cups of water a day seems impossible but 7 beers and 5 shots in two hours goes down like a fat kid on a seesaw.

If you star playing John Mulaney’s “The Comeback Kid” at exactly 11:12:18 pm, you will get told the best advice of your life at the stroke of midnight: “Eat ass, suck a dick, and sell drugs.”

I would pay $10 to do this

me

exactly!

Snakes that large are actually incredibly lethargic most of the time.  Even if they haven’t eaten, they know they can’t eat you, just don’t hurt them and they pretty much don’t give a damn.

They’re just… giant tube-puppies.

the number of people making comments on this post about how there’s nothing wrong with being a whore is far too high like i’m not trying to shame people who are promiscuous or sex workers this is a fucking reference to a song and if you dont understand the reference dont reblog with some idiotic trying too hard to be progressive shit its literally a joke about a lyric from a song it was never, and never will be, that fucking deep. if you dont get the reference literally just shut up and dont reblog this post oh my god

by fall out boy

Memeception 

its not ripe yet

always reblog the Piss Ent 

Baby!! ❄

this is the single most beautiful fucking creature i have ever seen in my life