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You should automatically get time off work until the light returns to your eyes and you feel like a real person again

Shapeshifter who gets horribly grotesque and mutilated when flustered

did u know that sesame street did columbo parodies where he is a sheep and his name is colambo

person (non-practicing)

I would take a job pushing the Sisyphus rock if it paid 20 an hour and I could wear my headphones

you are not immune to inventing an arbitrary set of rules that only you have to adhere to

yessE..... YEAAAASSSSSSSSSA

[clearly experiencing symptoms of mania] oh i get it! im finally normal!

i miss being normal :(

woke up with a fever and started seeing a tiny mouse girl sitting on my shoulder who knew how to fix things and spoke in a soft motherly voice which probably means nothing

Male socialization is such an evil rhetoric. Yeah I guess not transitioning at the age of 5 is my fault and I'm evil for it. Yeah I guess not having the childhood I wish I did means I'm a danger and I should perpetually apologize for it

see unfortunately I have this condition where if I am not explicitly told that I am a part of the ingroup then I will assume I must be part of the outgroup