go fuck thyself to a nunnery

My favorite sex position is any of them. I’m just glad to be involved

fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

we're all extremely lucky that Final Fantasy VI came out in 1994 in a time before widespread internet fandom as we know it today because can you imagine what the yaoi people would have done to Kefka? he would have been a tumblr sexyman to end all sexymen

The really funny part is that this isn't quite accurate – the English localisation of Final Fantasy VI dropped exactly when online fanfic culture as we know it was in the process of taking shape on the English-speaking Internet. By rights it should have been this. The sole reason it wasn't is because the English localisation of Chrono Trigger dropped a few months later and stole Final Fantasy VI's lunch money. We never got yaoi sexyman Kefka because all the smutty fanfic authors were too busy writing stories about Magus fucking his sister.

There was a recurring meme about Robo having two dicks. At least one popular fic justified it by explaining that the secondary dick was used for key exchange in encrypted data transfers.

is there any current record of any of this? I would like proof if any still exists