If I like something, I will hoard multiple identical copies of it – the more the better

If a person I like is about to sit down, I will quickly and stealthily sit there first with the explicit goal of tricking them into sitting on me

If someone is looking for me, I will silently follow behind them, taking care to remain just outside their line of sight for as long as possible, then act surprised when they finally notice I'm there

If I see you eating, I will insist on being offered a taste even if it's something I know I don't like, and I'll be offended that you offered me something gross every single time

Views from rural Kansas in the U.S.A.

Kansas is a state in the American midwest, featuring the great Rocky Mountains, shores the Atlantic Ocean, Cliffs of Moher and their ancient Minoan castles, statues of the Argonath, the beaches of the Pacific ocean, over 15,000 miles of the U.S. border with Brazil, and all 333 isles of southern Lake Michigan.

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