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marisatomay

Got his ass

flightyquinn

I would like to insist that all movies aimed at very young audiences be reviewed with the assistance of a child from now on.

Actually, scratch that. All movie reviews, period, should involve the opinions of a member of the target audience.

No reviewing anime adaptations without a weeb present.

No videogame tie-ins without consulting a gamer.

D&D and comic movies must be reviewed under the supervision of a board certified nerd.

Action schlock popcorn flicks require a dudebro present to weigh in.

that-disabled-princess

Movies with disability themes require disabled folks to weigh in.

the-radio-star

Finally some good fucking news

twocubes

fgdgsjskahdfas

i am, cryying;

criscura

"tests inconclusive, we will simply have to play with them a little more (⁠◡⁠ ⁠ω⁠ ⁠◡⁠)"

enby-denby

The gaming will continue until our understanding of rat morale improves

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman

how many tons of cement would we need to fill in Silicon Valley, hypothetically speaking

transhumanisticpanspermia

enough that if you poured it all at once, the exothermic curing reaction would also succeed in melting it

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman

so we do it very slowly then

transhumanisticpanspermia

no, you misunderstand, that’s the point. if we pour it quickly, the core of the concrete mass will become molten, along with everything trapped within. we won’t just be burying silicon valley. we’ll be melting it. we will erase it from history, so no foolish future civilization will ever have to face the grim possibility of accidentally unearthing it.

tens of thousands of years from now, when the molten core of concrete, metal, glass, and horrible tech industry culture solidifies into an unrecognizable mass, we will be able to safely mine it to reclaim the metals, which will have conveniently sorted themselves by density.

conceptblogfromaconcepthuman

we need visionaries like yourself in public office

sailermoon

huge shout out to this little kid for writing my favorite poem

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this-is-seizurism

The goal of this account is to spread seizure awareness, education, ableism/discrimination of them.

rslashrats

making up characters is so fun because you can be like “this is johnson he came from my mind” and all your friends will go “yippe!!! horray!!! we love johnson!!!”

rslashrats

very unfortunate but hilarious side effect of calling the example oc johnson in this post is now people are saying this in the tags

taimatsu910761

hiveswap

I recently had a revelation. The reason youthink you're uniquely fucked up is because you see the inside of youe brain the same way an embroiderer sees the back of a piece. You see all the mess that no one else does. But everyone has that mess, it's normal. You see other people as better because you have no way of seeing the inside of their brain. Does this make any sense

galactic-mayhem

saw this on pinterest but i think it belongs here too

vinnie-vindictive

this will never not be important

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tel-avicii

i-wear-the-cheese

putting just one of these jokes in the tags instead of main reblog is a bold choice but all three?! get peer reviewed about it!

boybeetles

Sie transvestigaten meinen ikea hotdog…

catilinas

i love shipping magazines and i especially love them when they sound like they were written by a mildly aggravated cargo ship

important-cat-pics

teaboot

OLLIE HAS RAT PIANO

one-time-i-dreamt

I didn't know bucket toothpaste was only a thing here!

one-time-i-dreamt

WAIT! How do people in other countries put toothpaste on their toothbrushes??? You d-don't use your toothpaste spoon????

one-time-i-dreamt

You keep your toothpaste in condiment tubes???

one-time-i-dreamt

This whole thread is making me so sad 😔😔

one-time-i-dreamt

nameless-glitter-official

For the americans out there, 1kg is about 2lbs. Rewriting this bost gives:

"To answer a lot of people's question: this package is [4lbs] there's also, [10lbs] and [20lbs] ones (which used to be sold in most stores, but you can find them only in specialized ones nowadays). There are some tiny ones, like 1lb! Those are the ones you buy to carry when you travel."

Croatians apparently take a pound of toothpast with them when they travel.

I now live in fear of the Croatians.

one-time-i-dreamt

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sharkiestlemons

op turned off reblogs from this post and i am so fucking heartbroken bc how else will people know about quacking in my boobs. what the helley

parkchanwoohoo

Incredible

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