āLeave me out of it, I am not going.ā
āFine. Then weāre done here. Do you want to get some coffee?ā
āI donāt like people who think theyāre better than other people.ā
āNo offense, but, um, Iām not interested.ā
āI just never figured you being in a relationship.ā
āHave you ever been charged with a felony?ā
āYou know, Iām glad we had that little chat about being nice to the locals.ā
āYouāre bad with people, okay? No use being offended by the fact.ā
āYou donāt need a gun. If anyone needs shooting, Iāll do it.ā
āMy most meaningful relationships are with dead people.ā
āIāve noticed that very few people are scary once theyāve been poked in the eye.ā
āYou know, Iām sorry for wrecking your weekend for nothing.ā
āHow I feel doesnāt matter. My job doesnāt depend on it.ā
āAre you as cold and unfeeling as you seem?ā
āYou know, you picked a really odd time to have this conversation.ā
āWhen you say things like that, itās just to bug me, right?ā
āDonāt use your charm smile on me.ā
āI have been wanting to do that for years. You are so hot!ā
āI thought you were told to stay away from him?ā
āYeah. So, um, you should be a little nicer to me, huh?ā
āYou thought you were protecting me. But youāre the one who needs protecting.ā
āIt hurts my shoulder when I break down the door.ā
āOr better still, you could forget the whole thing and come home.ā
āYou do know how this is supposed to work, right?ā
āIf you keep living trying to protect yourself, nothing is ever going to touch you.ā
āI just⦠I feel like I want to kiss you.ā
āIād say you were kidding, but, I donāt think you know how to kid.ā
āI know when thereās something wrong with you.ā
āIf you had a pet pig, what would you name him?ā
āLook, if anybody asks, the door was open.ā
āThereās absolutely no reason for us to be discreet about our relationship anymore.ā
āHe touched me with his creepy, serial killer hands.ā
āHow long have you and _____ hated each other?ā
āHow are we friends? How is it possible? I mean we have nothing in common.ā
āSomethingās wrong, right? What can I do to help?ā