EATS YOU

boss... youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

i saw a license plate this morning that said ‘drgn slr’ which probably means ‘dragon slayer’ but ‘dragon slur’ is funnier. dragon faggot. draggot if you will.

when a dragons wings are too small to realistically fly thats fine its reasonable i think to size them down to allow them to fit in a space better and be more readable as a character. but outside of really specific circumstances (like cartoonishly small wings) when a dragons wing webbing stops way too far up? punishable by death. in seymourworld.

got pulled into HR today because i "can't tell people of my hydra powers" and "hydra powers aren't a thing."

i'm of two minds about it, honestly.

i'm of three minds about it, honestly.

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@royalfirefly

we always talk about slaying the dragon but what about sexually arousing the dragon a bit first

This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon