dude, this is really scary, and liminal as well. It's like the bathrooms

you’re one of the three survivors after the apocalypse & the other two are visibly passing one of theirs’ phones back & forth having a secret conversation in a notes app

mayb i start 1 day no killing challenge and build up from there?

goes on shark tank empty handed and says good evening sharks. none of us are leaving this room alive

The apple they fed to snow white wasnt poision at all it was just a red delicious

decided to read the wikipedia page for energy drinks since ive been drinking a lot of them lately and its just paragraphs of "youre not gonna make it" over and over and over like the shining

if i were a beta in the omegaverse i'd be so mad watching my coworkers get paid heat/rut leave while i get nothing. it's like when your fuckass coworker gets to take a cigarette break mid-shift and come back smelling bad but instead they get to go home and fuck nasty for a week because they made the choice not to take suppressants meanwhile i have to stay in the office running spreadsheets with debra whose scent patches don't do anything to hide the smell of mothballs or the alpha from marketing she's cheating on her husband with

Don't order from Poop if you don't want Shit!!

Once the dead horse decomposes, you're gonna wish you beat it more

imagine hating me and it’s just me in my room evil and mean and deserving of your loath

all movies are for children because the moving image is inherently juvenile. to be entertained by it even moreso

Hey Girl I mean All Pronouns

im moving arbitrarily. im just doing shit