*Knock knock*
"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"
*opens door*
"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"
Whoops. My bad. I may have sent my vanilla extract demons to terrorize the chocolate company CEOs.
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*Knock knock*
"Hmm, I wonder who that could be? A fairy? Or a walrus perhaps?"
*opens door*
"Life sized bottle of vanilla extract?!"
Whoops. My bad. I may have sent my vanilla extract demons to terrorize the chocolate company CEOs.

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GREETINGS MORTALS!
I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!
I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)
Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.
If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!
:3
is there perchance a situation where I could supply you with some organs of the reproductive variety for some vanilla extract
But what would I do with the uteruses?
use them to synthesise a vanilla extract demon army
I see...
Welp, send them down the conveniently placed hole to vanilla extract hell when you get the chance!
I'll give you 0.7 pounds of pure vanilla extract per uterus.
Choose one
vanilla extract
vanilla extract
vanilla extract
The king of vanilla extract hell is the greatest king ever
vanilla extract
vanilla extract
imitation vanilla extract (traitor) <-/silly
GREETINGS MORTALS!
I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!
I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)
Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.
If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!
:3
is there perchance a situation where I could supply you with some organs of the reproductive variety for some vanilla extract
But what would I do with the uteruses?
GREETINGS MORTALS!
I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!
I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)
Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.
If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!
:3
OOOOOO Another being of vanilla extract... how excellent...
GREETINGS!

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GREETINGS MORTALS!
I am Slate, the immortal demon king of vanilla extract hell!
I can give you some superpowers - for a price. (Copious amounts of vanilla extract. It has to be vanilla extract, not artificial vanilla flavor you cheapskate. Vanilla bean itself and vanilla bean paste are acceptable)
Now you may be wondering, what the fuck is vanilla extract hell? Well, it's just like regular hell, except it's located a few blocks down and has a shit ton of vanilla extract all over the place. It's really fun I swear.
If you do run out of vanilla extract, you could ask to borrow some, but I want a cut of whatever baked good you're making!
:3