part cat part girl part some sinister third thing

Was just diagnosed with “need to bite you” disorder. Yeah sorry it’s terminal. The only cure is biting you. C’mere.

a nuclear reactor is one of the most perverse devices ever conceived by humanity

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

many girls deserve to be plushie. they deserve to be small and be held in the arms of someone who loves and they deserve to be gently squeezed and nuzzled under the soft and warm covers.

is all weed slut weed or am i the problem

My wife thinks she’s better at super smash brothers than me??!? Time to start betting my autonomy on matches.

It’s all fun and gay until you get a crush on her

Update: She’s my girlfriend now it’s all fun and gay again

this is better literature than any novel written by a man

T4T relationships are great everything comes so easy. Well. Except for the two girls involved.

feeling tingly whenever you're following orders is normal and good for you

we need to abolish work forever i need to snuggle tgirls so badly

i invite a preygirl over to smoke and when she's like "do you have any snacks for when the munchies hit" i'm like yea :)

my wizardgirl keeps mage regressing during the big boss fight, throwing out level 1 Ice Bolt and giggling like we're supposed to find it cute. I know this bitch can do a level 12 modified Frosthammer Vortex. It's not even hard for her. But the Wyvern Queen, who we're supposed to be killing, keeps going "Wow, that was a really big spell for you! good job giving me -1 speed! You're soooo powerful!" and my fuckass mage is beaming at her with those big wet eyes. I don't care if you get "level dysphoria" from your gigantic big-girl mana pool I'm about to die out here

a girl bit me so hard new pronouns appeared in bio

cuddles aren't enough I need to curl up in their lap and be showered in pets and purr like the blissed out kitty I am

you dont understand, when I say I need to be held I mean I need their arms wrapping around my entire torso like I'm nothing. I need to fit perfectly in the crook of their neck I need to get my fur fluffed I need to curl the tip of my tail to show my love I need to knead the mattress because I'm just so comfy I need to be held like a cat

I need a snout to sniff and nuzzle I need vocal chords that can purr I need a tail to love and claws to gently retract so I can show them I love them and would never hurt them And I Need To Be Small

I need to be small