MOVED TO VAGASBONDS

❛ they were fully ass behind me. ❜ 

❛ ZOOM THE FUCK ZOOM ! ❜

❛ i’m white and american and i’ve never had white american cheese ! ❜

❛ do you guys got swagger ? ‘cause i’ve got swagger. ❜

❛ what makes someone lose their cowboy privilege ? ❜

❛ WHERE’S MY FALLOPIAN TUBE ? ! ❜

❛ mr. stalin , i don’t feel so good ... ❜

❛ two pounds of granola bars , here we go ! ❜

❛ _____ has no inhibitions. feel the rain on your skin. ❜

❛ i have a bread hat. now tell me my future. ❜

❛ DND AT HIGH NOON ! ❜

❛ that’s poo poo nug nug and they should be punched. ❜

❛ i’ve eaten the most of this captain ass crunch. ❜

❛ i’m gonna put nuggets on my pizza -- THIS IS ME ! ❜

❛ they are children ! what are they doing in an industrial area like ____ ! ❜

❛ do you guys wanna do a three - way ? ❜

❛ if i have black market children -- WAIT ! ❜

❛ green is white because link is white. ❜

❛ i just got a twenty ass rupee ! ❜

❛ why are bats allowed to be on fire but humans aren’t ? ❜

❛ imagine being so hot ... you melt lava. ❜

❛ i’m gonna have to talk to my wanna - be - wife’s dad ! ❜

❛ his legs are the size of a dinner plate and he’s an idiot -- WAIT ! ❜

❛ so are you going to rent kids ? ❜

❛ fish should not be tea. ❜

❛ haircuts are temporary. minecraft is forever. ❜

❛ i don’t trust these anime characters. ❜

❛ oh , old man’s got a booty ! hey , wassup ! ❜

❛ i like how his dick peeks out a little from his butt cheeks. ❜

❛ can i put my dick in your backpack ? ❜

❛ i am inserting my dick into your backpack. ❜

❛ keep my dick safe and warm. ❜

❛ yoda gives me big dick energy. ❜

❛ i feel like out of all the star wars characters, yoda or chewbaca have the biggest dicks. ❜

❛ JUST SAY IT ! SAY VAGINA ! ❜

❛ boobs sucking fuck ! ❜

❛ ____ is feeling themself in that hostage lighting ! ❜

❛ you always deep throat water ‘cause it goes to the back of your throat ! ❜

❛ is duckburg like mexico but for ducks ? ❜

❛ have you ever ridden a DRAGON ? what’s it like having so much luck ? how did you get your luck ? are you secretly a duck - leprechaun hybrid ? do you really like green that much ? I’M WEBBY !  ❜

❝     NOW  ,   DON’T   BE   SO   MODEST  ,   CHICKADEE  .   you   know   you’re   special  .   unique  (  !  )  -  take   it   from   somebody   over     7   million   years   old     &   has   travelled   the   furthest   corners   of   galaxies  .     ❞          puts   on   her   SWEETEST   FEATURES   /   extra   legs   in   sight   but   unsplit   in   a   neat  ,   compact   triad   :   airachnid   keeps   a   safe  ,   seemingly   nonthreatening   distance   from   the   duckling  .   with   faux   embarrassment  ,   she   shuffles   back   a   little   further  ,          ❝     my   apologies   -   too   much   flattery   is   uncanny   :   especially   from   a   stranger  ,   i   know  .   i’ll  .  .  .   cut   to   the   chase   :   i   crashed   not   far   back  ,   and   i’m   lost  ,   and   i’m   alone   -   this   ISN’T   a   quadrant   i’m   familiar   with  .       ❞

❛ OH NO ! that sounds terrible , i’m so sorry ! ❜

LOST ? ALONE ? webby knows the feeling. pity and understanding floods her mind , washing away any ounce of caution. the poor bot was stranded on an unfamiliar setting ! she had to help ! the femme needed help , and by her tail feathers , webby was going to help her. observation of their surroundings tracks the ship to the east ; she doesn’t have much in her pack , but she does have a phone.

                                ❛          you     can’t     always     just     punch     your     way     out     of     things  ;          i’ve     tried     ——    doesn’t     work .               even     the     toughest     get     scared ,       it’s     okay .               what     matters     is     that     you     don’t     let     that     get     in     your     way .          ❜

she supposes that’s true. and who else would know better then the ever - daring adventurer , DONNAL DUCK ? but she’s not him ... she’s webigail vanderquack. 

“You are not family!”