THINGS MY FRIENDS AND I HAVE SAID : SENTENCE STARTERS PT 1/? ( SOME SLIGHTLY NSFW )
â they were fully ass behind me. âÂ
â ZOOM THE FUCK ZOOM ! â
â iâm white and american and iâve never had white american cheese ! â
â do you guys got swagger ? âcause iâve got swagger. â
â what makes someone lose their cowboy privilege ? â
â WHEREâS MY FALLOPIAN TUBE ? ! â
â mr. stalin , i donât feel so good ... â
â two pounds of granola bars , here we go ! â
â _____ has no inhibitions. feel the rain on your skin. â
â i have a bread hat. now tell me my future. â
â DND AT HIGH NOON ! â
â thatâs poo poo nug nug and they should be punched. â
â iâve eaten the most of this captain ass crunch. â
â iâm gonna put nuggets on my pizza -- THIS IS ME ! â
â they are children ! what are they doing in an industrial area like ____ ! â
â do you guys wanna do a three - way ? â
â if i have black market children -- WAIT ! â
â green is white because link is white. â
â i just got a twenty ass rupee ! â
â why are bats allowed to be on fire but humans arenât ? â
â imagine being so hot ... you melt lava. â
â iâm gonna have to talk to my wanna - be - wifeâs dad ! â
â his legs are the size of a dinner plate and heâs an idiot -- WAIT ! â
â so are you going to rent kids ? â
â fish should not be tea. â
â haircuts are temporary. minecraft is forever. â
â i donât trust these anime characters. â
â oh , old manâs got a booty ! hey , wassup ! â
â i like how his dick peeks out a little from his butt cheeks. â
â can i put my dick in your backpack ? â
â i am inserting my dick into your backpack. â
â keep my dick safe and warm. â
â yoda gives me big dick energy. â
â i feel like out of all the star wars characters, yoda or chewbaca have the biggest dicks. â
â JUST SAY IT ! SAY VAGINA ! â
â boobs sucking fuck ! â
â ____ is feeling themself in that hostage lighting ! â
â you always deep throat water âcause it goes to the back of your throat ! â
â is duckburg like mexico but for ducks ? â
â heâs one of my favorite white guys. â















