Vampire Fanblog 2k4evr

The whole cullen family:

i was NOT aware but i’m also not surprised and i can’t legally do anything about it but acknowledge that that’s just kind of a bummer

Like, would not be caught DEAD in twilight merch, but might begrudgingly admit to reading them if asked and would just sort of shrug and change the subject.

But also was OBSESSED and would read the books over and over and watched the movies to fall asleep every night etc.

And you could never bring yourself to diss it but were too shameful to defend it so you'd just be like "lol yeah" when people were making jokes about how dumb it was.

Twilight was literally everywhere but you also felt like it was your own dirty little secret at the same time?

Anon I just want you to know you unleashed my inner monster

She could have pulled werewolves out of ANYTHING, and she chose to utilize a real tribe and twist their stories around to suite this romanticized werewolf v vampires story. It's not like the town of Forks was known for its vampire lore, she by no means had to make it all location specific. They could have just been regular characters from the town. Or, if she was desprate for that "rural insular community" vibe she could have made up a place like Hot Shot from the True Blood books.

Edward: my dear beloved family. I must ask you all a favor. Would you stop screaming in your heads every hour of the day and night? I am slowly being driven insane. Sincerely, Edward Anthony Masen Cullen.

Rosalie: no

Emmett: no

Alice: no

i hate to say this bc many of my friends on here like them and enjoy but,,;,,;;,,,,,, yeah

Alice and Rosalie have to really tone down and assimilate as normal teens/college students in public, not drawing too much attention to themselves despite he fact that they definitely have the most outrageously beautiful and meticulously archived collection of garments that they’ve collected over the past 70-80 years.

They can get away with wearing a few of their more subtle pieces - alice in some comme des garçon stripy T-shirt’s and helmet Lang sweaters. Just a hint of something experimental, well designed and prohibitively expensive. Rosalie can get away with a snug cashmere cardigan that she’s kept preserved since the 40s, houndstooth cigarette pants, a silk scarf bought in Paris in the 60s tied in her hair or around her neck if she’s feeling spicy.

But when they’re at home they don’t have to pretend they’re anything but immortal teens with an eye for fashion and all things vanity.

Catch Rosalie in this get up .5 seconds after she gets in the door, like it’s the comfiest coziest sweater you can finally throw on at the end of a long day:

Or one of these:

(Also Veronica lake is literally Rosalie like literally)

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Meanwhile Alice zips around the house like this:

Or like this:

And imagine the possibilities when they inevitably borrow from each other’s closets.

Interestingly I don’t really imagine the same complex as much for the rest of the Cullens. I think Carlisle probably has some breeches or something he wears like just for Esme and Esme might have a few nice tailored shirt dresses but she doesn’t really care to wear them anymore, preferring pants anyway. Jasper and Emmett of course also have some clothing from the past decades but Emmett just doesn’t have the same angst Rosalie has about time passing so he wears a leisure suit or whatever when the mood strikes. jasper, while angsty, expresses that by probably getting rid of his few pre-Alice belongings, including clothing. He probably does love a good pair of suede chaps though lbr (“sorry, the chaps stay ON during sex, babe”)

Edward also has a complex but I think it would mean he’s totally minimalist about his clothing, and never feeling nostalgic about past fashions bc he hates himself or whatever.

Alice and Rosalie though have very different complicated reasons to use fashion to express themselves and view their physical form as a way to create. Rosalie is vain as a means of creativity, I think, not just in a derogatory sense that is described in canon. She’s reclaimed the attention to her looks by further investing in beauty and self adornment where now it’s like a body of artwork over time, showing times she lived through.

And most importantly are we really going to take what SMEYER said about her and accept it as truth? Smeyer who said Leah was frigid, Rosalie was vain, and Jess was stupid?? Come on, we as a community need to either accept her words as cannon (death of the author style) or think that she did all the women dirty, not pick and choose which characters she bastardized as we like it

AND I’M SORRY THIS IS ALL CAPS BUT I’M GOING THROUGH SHIT

Hi! While I have my nerve I’m going to post this- I haven’t written anything for public eye in a long time. 

I’d been thinking for a long time that Bella & Edward’s love story would be so much better if Bella had the chance to mature a little bit. So I wrote this:

When Edward left Bella in New Moon, what if he didn’t come back until he was sure that Bella wasn’t going to live happily ever after. It’s 7 years later and Bella is floating through life as a 25 year old in Los Angeles when he comes back into her life.

Please please please tell me what you think or if this is worth continuing. 

Like, he saw Rosalie and he didn't turn her because she needed help, but because he thought she would be a good partner for edward, as well as "such a waste". He saw a beaten and raped woman dying and his thought was "I can't waste this chance for Edward".

He turned edward because he wanted a son and got elisabeths permission to do it.

He turned Esme against her will because he loved her.

He works in a hospital, he's been a doctor for a long time, and maybe he likes saving lives but I think he's also good at the job because death doesn't mean much to him. He doesn't remember what suffering and pain feels like.

He asked his friends and family to die for his close family/coven.

I love Carlisle and I think he's truly good but I also think he's so old he just doesn't fully remember humanity. I think death means so little to him. I think there's a dark streak in him that means he'll act in HIS best interests.