Vampy loves aliens

Bro didnt even MENTION hullabaloo

@smallplastictoys check this fuckin thing out

Oh hey! Haven’t seen this in forever! Didn’t reblog it when it came across me before, not gonna skip it this time, I need some good vibes.

The thing about Lord/Knight gay romance is that there’s no way you can cut it that doesn’t make the sex hotter. At a baseline, the Lord is allowing his subject to be his equal partner behind closed doors in a society defined by hierarchy their physical love a blaspheme against the laws of feudalism, but if the knight is dominant, they’re literally upending the fabric of society by having the Lord follow his Knight’s orders and that’s hot and if the Lord is dominant than it’s just another expression of his Knight’s sworn devotion to be at his lord’s service at all times and that’s hot and if it’s historically accurate Christianity then they’re not only desecrating and perverting the Knight’s vow, they’re making sinners of each other in the process and that’s HOT

Iron Lung is truly The Movie ever. It's completely independently made. It was the three time #1 movie in America. To cut costs for its vfx Markiplier built a render farm in his bathroom using parts he got off eBay. It used 80,000 gallons of fake blood. Jacksepticeye gets blasted with a cancer ray. This movie is about the indomitable human capacity for HOPE. It sent Mark to the hospital (again)(on his birthday) because he got expired, make-up dissolving blood in his eyes. It shows you a man you know so surely is doomed from the very start and yet hope so desperately will survive til the very end. I once saw this man drink his own piss from a brita filter on a channel that no longer exists. This movie has made more than 12 times its own budget of 3-4 million. The creative producer had to plead with said man to not pee in their brita filter (and eventually failed). This movie asks us at what point does the punishment not fit the crime. Could anyone deserve this, no matter the blood on their hands? Was there even a crime? Aren't we all guilty anyways? Mark was "assured there was a purpose" to the shirtless harness scene. This movie is one of the best examples of genuine human passion I have ever seen. The crew started drawing their own silly Mark variants using his makeup template and hung them all up on the wall. This is THE MOVIE ever. Seethe Hollywood.