necromancer barbie

I am once again begging and pleading to people who don't like evil people in their shows to stop watching the everybody is evil show

U literally cannot save your mother like it cant be done

You can make a movie with where the only white character is a man named Ray Cism whose one line of his 16 seconds of screen time is “I seriously hate women and minorities.” and you’ll find fifty bajillion reader x Ray Cism fanfics and renaissance style drawings of him with a halo of golden light

all that and i havent killed myself yet i must really love this stupid fucking life

why does my mother suddenly fail kindergarten whenever she tries to do anything on the computer

I know she doesn't know what "the maximise button" is so I told her "click the square at the top right" and she clicked...the printer icon...in the middle of the toolbar. and I'm just like okay. this isn't a technology thing you are flunking basic shapes and directions. I'm turning off your computer and getting you a block puzzle. you have a master's degree

Under communism, Tuxedo Cats will be renamed to Elegant Gothic Lolita Dress Cats.

everyone riding the train today got 250 xp after a level 32 dracula wandered onto the tracks

all the rights that come with marriage you should be able to have without marriage btw. you should be able to designate a person who can visit you in the hospital regardless of your relationship to that person.