Vampiric decay

It’s always a wonderful day to not feel alive

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Not sure I'm cute enough to get away with being this mentally ill

Gideon the Ninth movie finishes, curtains close, and the music over the aftercredits is a somber cover of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up

just me and my stupid fangs against the world

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

ur girlfriend/boyfriend should NOT be ur first priority... ur first priority should ALWAYS be me, ur tumblr mutual

reblog this to put a leaf on your mutuals head

The scene I’m most looking forward to in Alecto is Noodle licking Harrow’s face her just sitting there vibrating with indignation disgust and murderous rage

just blocked someone for not liking purple. do not fuck with me

women are like diamonds: synthetically-produced women are not meaningfully different from naturally-formed women, and anyone trying to tell you otherwise is probably trying to justify keeping their women mines open

Women are like diamonds since they are composed primarily of carbon.

dont store a knife with the point facing down, it damages the blade. no, dont do that either. when you store it with the point facing up you might accidentally hurt yourself when you try to grab it. dont store a knife at all actually. your blade must never leave your hand, always ready, ruthless and waiting. you know deep down that ever since you learned the stench of blood you will never be able to cast it aside. or just get a sheath for it i guess.