Vampiric decay

oh to be a vampire bat regurgitating blood into the mouth of a good friend

i hope all women get scarier and meaner

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

am i allowed to say kill all trillionaires or is that too specific of a threat

If you're cold, they're cold; let vampires into your home.

Whats the deal with the shambling corpse thats been following us for weeks

Contrary to popular belief, fangs in one's neck are actually good for one's health. They just proved this.

Ugh, it was in mine. It's off now.

AI is a freacking plague, I share this for any windows user.

It’s always a wonderful day to not feel alive

it's because you're always in that damn coffin

the sewing machine is like if a horse and an inkjet printer had a child

Not sure I'm cute enough to get away with being this mentally ill

Gideon the Ninth movie finishes, curtains close, and the music over the aftercredits is a somber cover of Rick Astley's Never Gonna Give You Up