Bryce VS The World

but the silliest answer is magneto would win easily by controlling the “IRON” in iron man’s name rearranging this fool name to “AMINO RN” turning him into easily absorbed simple protein instantly

So then could Magneto cure Tony? Could Toph Beifong?

has anyone figured out how to turn off the thing where you love your pet so much it slides inexorably into grief-borrowing

“For me this glass is already broken. I enjoy it; I drink out of it. It holds my water admirably, sometimes even reflecting the sun in beautiful patterns. If I should tap it, it has a lovely ring to it. But when I put this glass on the shelf and the wind knocks it over or my elbow brushes it off the table and it falls to the ground and shatters, I say, ‘Of course.’ When I understand that the glass is already broken, every moment with it is precious.”

stop inventing shit to be insecure about oh my god

like i’m actually so sick of it i’m two days from pulling my hair out and screaming in the walmart parking lot about how fake the constructs of our society are like you don’t have to do any of this shit you can have a fine and content life doing shit the way you want to do it oh my GOD you don’t need to have glass skin or have a 6 figure salary or try to find a house in the city or have a baby or try to get a promotion or whatever the hell else people told you makes for a happy life you can work at the library or pool forever if it makes you happy you can be single forever if it makes you happy have whatever the fuck kind of skin or hair or clothes you like having on your body have whatever the fuck kind of body you want this shit is MADE UP!!!!!!!!!!! YOU ARE ALLOWED TO BE HAPPY WITH WHAT YOU HAVE AND NOT CONTINUALLY STRIVE FOR MORE AND MORE!!!!!!!!!

The cleanomorph

I already loved this because the thought of being eaten by a rubber duck second mouth seems both horrifying and healing. But Cleanomorph... Peak.

*walks around my house in a tank top and underwear like im the only playable woman in a david cage game*

Ho-lee- shit.

It makes me understand that their deaths drive a different bottom line.

This is a niche reference but maybe there is a home for it on Tumblr.com but this is also what doing Policy Debate feels like

we're moving to an internet where children would be banned from reaching out for help and friendship online but abusive parents can post their children's every second online to humiliate and expose them for money with no pushback