*is herobrine*

reblog and tag your worst school year

i identify as a bottle of red wine smashed on the tile floor of a grocery store

whenever i listen to a glass animals song i feel like i am behind the wheel of a convertible wearing very nice sunglasses and i am going incredibly fast but i am not driving somehow. there’s a neon pink haze over everything and the vague implication that something morally questionable is being done off-camera

Reblog and put the hottest and coldest temperatures you’ve experienced in the tags

Gay culture is being your professor’s favorite student while having a solid D in the class

(as i scroll through tumblr looking at all the posts) hmm… beneath me, beneath me, juvenile… petty and childish… beneath me… this one is good. beneath me, juvenile, beneath me

if theo decker isn't gay then why do i feel the unstoppable urge to commit homophobic hate crimes against him every time he opens his stupid pretentious mouth