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@vampire-piss69
can’t tell if i need to piss or if i’m just horny this is the problem of our generation

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storytime. (I’m high rn and was also high last night so hopefully this retelling doesn’t sound weird. it’s about my hold yesterday)
Thank you so much to @butch-enjoyer-omo for commissioning!!
I love your little thang so much 💛
piss kink safety patrol! (for golden showers, drinking piss, internal pissing— anal and vaginal, holding, and wetting)
if you are being pissed on
very very minimal safety risks here
close those eyes baby! the second piss is anywhere near the face— close your eyes. that shit stings. have you ever had cum in your eye? it’s like that, but way harder to wipe off.
try not to do this with any fresh piercings, new tattoos, open wounds, or anything else that’s begging to get infected
if you are ingesting urine
what medications is your partner on? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. but those trace amounts can be important to be aware of depending on your situation)
has your partner recently ingested something (medication, food, etc) that you are allergic to? or something that interacts with your meds? if they have, is it worth that risk?
has your partner recently taken any drugs? can they be passed through urine? (most likely they can be— in very trace amounts. those trace amounts may or may not be enough to cause a reaction, and may or may not be enough to fail a drug test <- has happened to people!)
on one non-safety note… you’re probably not going to love the taste of piss. regardless. you might! but most do not. it’s piss. really well hydrated piss can be very enjoyable (I like it a lot!), really dehydrated piss might make you puke. diet changes the taste— just like cum, but more directly. coffee, asparagus, lots of meat… all things that can make it particularly strong (and some people love that! some people do that on purpose! but I would maybe not… start there). lots of juice + lots and lots of water can make it very mild. medications and supplements can change the taste. lots of people anecdotally like the way beer or diet soda makes it taste. first piss of the day is considerably stronger and more unpleasant than any other time.
if you are doing internal pissing (anal)
if you are getting it straight from the tap (penis or funneled in): minimal to no risk. pee is not sterile! urine is not sterile. but you’re not gonna run into a ton of issues here. the real concern is if you’re dealing with abnormal abrasions, likely from particularly rough anal sex, you’re going to be more at risk for infection. keep an eye on it, take a shower, etc. you’re probably all good.
if you are getting a larger volume than one normal pee (bottle, etc, any amount of built-up fluid from multiple pees): this is less a safety risk and more just a heads up. chances are this will kind of accidentally enema you. and then you will shit. pretty immediately. if you’ve done a ton of anal prep (including enema) beforehand, you’re likely going to be fine.
if you are doing internal pissing (vaginal)
now we’re looking at pH balances. urine is more basic than the natural flora of a vaginal ecosystem, which can cause problems.
if you are prone to UTIs, yeast infections, or bacterial vaginosis, you should probably prepare for that. if that’s the risk you’d like to take, that’s your choice! but if your pH balance is delicate, piss is absolutely going to disrupt it.
even if you’re not prone, the risk for all of the above is there!
PEE. AFTER. BEING. PEED IN. please 😚 you’ll save yourself so much trouble. and I mean pee, don’t just evacuate the foreign piss. if you’re not already peeing after sex in general… start now!
if you’re doing any kind of holding:
any long-term holding (and I mean, like, having holding your pee for long periods of time become a part of your life for years) can result in slight to moderate incontinence (leaking) and weakened pelvic floor muscles. make sure you’re doing pelvic floor exercises! it’s best to sometimes give yourself an extended break from a holding kink, but I won’t tell you what to do.
there’s no real One Answer for “how long is it okay to hold at one time?”, but it’s better to do high hydration/stronger desperation/shorter hold than it is to do low hydration/less need to pee/longer hold, for hydration purposes. the longer you hold, the more you are at risk for UTIs and potentially bladder infections (cystitis, a kind of UTI). bladder infections have a chance of becoming kidney infections. no, there’s no One Set Time, but no, it’s not safe to hold all day either. listen to your body as best you can.
find your limits and set them. I’m prone to UTIs (and have a weak bladder), so I have different levels of “okay to hold”. I have found the maximum amount of water and its correlating hold times that work for me— and hold time is never over an hour. that’s my risk profile.
if you’re wetting
sitting in your wet mess can be fun and humiliating, but can also cause rashes. I literally cannot speak to diaper instances, I have no experience there, but most fabrics will start to be uncomfortable while wet after a while, and sitting in your piss can cause chafing, rashes, skin irritation… and again, sitting in pissed in underwear (or garments close to the genitalia) can cause UTIs + yeast infections, especially in vulvas.
AS ALWAYS, when dealing with someone else’s fluids inside your body, you are at risk for STIs. get tested, keep getting tested, take PrEP, have the conversations, know your body, and above all, be aware of what risks you run. this shit is fun and wonderful— funderful— and should stay that way. safe pissing (or lack thereof) everybody!
I have so much appreciation for people who post real wetting videos 🥹

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Gary got cursed. I based this off a post where a person would wake up with a symbol on their bladder area and is cursed to never pee. Very nice post.
God why is it so hot when men unzip their pants to take a piss?? ESPECIALLY if their hands are shaking, they’re sweating a little, swearing under their breath or breathing heavy, knowing if they don’t get this thing unzipped in the next few seconds, they’re gonna make a mess, and right in front of the toilet, too. Even better if they start to leak before they can fumble their dick out. Even EVEN better if they have an accident before they can make it to the toilet, and when they get into the bathroom, they just slump against the wall, out of breath from rushing and holding it so long, letting the pee flow into their pants because they genuinely can’t hold it another moment…
Okay my thoughts ran away with me but are you catching my drift??
He was fucking me when i started noticing his breath start to hitch and his movements getting sporadic. he was cursing to himself, moaning in pleasure but clearly distressed.
“what’s wrong?”
“it just feels too good, nothing wrong”
so i let it go.
a few minutes later and he pulls out quickly and starts clenching his legs …holy fuck. he had to piss. he started telling me about how he couldn’t finish because he had to piss so bad. he was inside of me thinking about how desperate he was to pee. like i can’t get over it. there’s no way he can do all this and expect me not to go feral.
“Omorashi hotline - please hold!”
you know what they say about April showers right?
(this is a piss kink post) (you should piss in the grass)

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i hate it when stores make you ask for a key to the bathroom like, oh sorry i didn't know this place was run by perverts
melting some snow <3 (check rbs)
trans guy with a stp but he's desperate to pee and it keeps spurting out of him while he's trying to line it up. he's shaking and fumbling and pee keeps coming out and it's running down his legs and soaking his pants and socks but he keeps trying to line up his STP so it goes into the urinal but by the time he gets it in the right place he's basically peed his pants and only a few drops end up in the toilet. is this anything
Part 2
Welp I probably won't post again for months
I'm not even gonna try to give this anonymity it's pretty obvious who this is lmao. I struggled with the anatomy until I figured out I can just stick figure the pose and use it as a guide. I love how it turned out.
In this made up scenario the neighborhood is lost or trapped somewhere inconvenient with no bathroom or something. Wally needs to pee but he doesn't really outwardly express it until he's desperate enough to fidget. And while they continue trying to get out of their situation Wally is in the background just progressively getting more desperate to pee. And they all know he needs to pee and feels bad that they can't really do anything about it. In theory others would would probably need the bathroom too but this isn't about them this is about Wally. I think this is just part 1, I have to stop to eat and drink something and take my meds.
I think what I find so interesting about Wally omo is imagining how outwardly calm and blunt he'd be about it, like he is in most situations. I interpret that Wally doesn't easily recognize his bodily needs easily until it's very obvious. It's worse when he's alone and sucked into a painting.

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Trying to talk myself into drawing fandomo for a very popular recognizable character
Embarrassment cured now the new issue is drawing anatomy 😔
Okay I'm starting to like where this is going
Trying to talk myself into drawing fandomo for a very popular recognizable character
Embarrassment cured now the new issue is drawing anatomy 😔