Spicy Whip Man

Send my muse an odd hobby and they’ll rate it.

Porcelain doll collecting:

The fuck is that?? || Lol, that’s loser shit || Hm, wouldn’t do it, but it’s a'ight || Seems interesting… || Yeah, sure || Oh, I love that! || Dude, I fucking LIVE for that hobby!!

((Simon’s being defensive because the Tower of Dolls gave him a fear of dolls, but he’s too macho to admit it.))

BDSM:

The fuck is that?? || Lol, that’s loser shit || Hm, wouldn’t do it, but it’s a'ight || Seems interesting… || Yeah, sure || Oh, I love that! || Dude, I fucking LIVE for that hobby!! 

Bottle ships:

The fuck is that?? || Lol, that’s loser shit || Hm, wouldn’t do it, but it’s a'ight || Seems interesting… || Yeah, sure || Oh, I love that! || Dude, I fucking LIVE for that hobby!!

Cryptid hunting:

Five things that make both Simon and the mod happy:

1.Killing Dracula

2.Redheads (especially of the samurai variety)

3.Whips

4.Food

5.Selena Belmont

vampire-killer:

“My god, it is you!”

Simon took his hand off his whip’s handle, approaching the samurai with a grin and gripping Fuuma’s shoulders in both hands. “Juste is with his mother, but enough about me. I thought you’d gone back to your home country. What are you doing here?”

@vampire-killer

He smiled again, he was really happy to stay again with his friend Simon after some time.

“Well… Actually, i don’t have reason to return to Ryu Kyu, because, i’m a Ronin, a kind of solitaire samurai, so, Japan is getting every time more stronger without me, so, i want to help you here, in Wallachia.”

“What, do you think I can’t handle Dracula’s monsters by myself?”