(250): I don’t mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night

So has anyone does this yet or

(856): my self respect just called, its having a good time without me

(1-303): THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???

(320): I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face

Castlevania Netflix and Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2

(973): I literally just wielded a katana to save a child’s life. What did you do today?

Castlevania: Lords of Shadow

(248): I’m telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

Production design for Castlevania Lords Of Shadow 2 by Carlos NCT

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(+22): I just twinged a muscle in my shoulder trying to hug myself. In the world of loneliness-based injuries, this is a new low for me.

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