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homie stop texting me im trying to jerk off

do you ever want to say some bullshit

tomorrow i'll be crazy normal. everyone will be shocked.

I promise you things will get so much better when you start processing people’s behavior as information rather than a verdict on your self-worth. If someone doesn’t text back, suddenly pulls away, whatever it may be, the solution isn’t to put on a tap dance for them and try to regain their approval. It’s not to crash out on them and try to force them to react a certain way. It’s just to take a step back, take a deep breath, and assess what this tells you. What’s this saying about them? What’s this saying about you??

a man can be your bitch wife if you’re lucky

they hate me for my giant breasts my unread book collection and my delightful white boy swag

let’s get complicated and kind of problematic with it

theyre going to shoot me out back tomorrow and i will enjoy it

just slipped back into my old patterns #yikes