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fem alenoah: pretty melodies of your own

heathette: glitter inked pages in the sun

ALENOAH PROFESSORS AU!!!! my beloved i've had this idea for a while now but never made anything of it --- but here it is!

HERE'S SOME (sorry ab the wall of text oops) INFO ABOUT THIS AU!!

"Do not be fooled, their classes are HELL - they're too passionate for their own good and carry out their rigorous teaching plans as if we don't have enough to do already.. buuut they're both pretty entertaining atleast! I keep seeing them glaring at each other like the other killed their mom or something - last friday, Mr. Mudaliar kept losing his train of thought for almost HALF his dumbass lecture, just because they bumped into each other in the corridor during break! Can't catch me complaining - the less lesson, the better."

"Ooh, I remember! Mr. Burromuerto forgot to quiz 2 people that day! It's funny, it's almost like they've got a middle-school crush on each other!!"

"Heeey, what if we, like, made them fall in love... Like, set 'em up on a date or something... we'd get the whole lesson free!"

"That sounds pretty good, actually - well done, Zee, there is a brain in there!"

"Well, I guess playing matchmaker's leagues better than memorizing historical figures - hey wait isn't this, like, Mk's dad? "

"Y'know what, he forgot about my birthday last year, he tootally deserves this."

"Waait I meant it as a good thing!"

"Trust me bud, it won't be."

ABOUT NOAH AND ALEJANDRO:

They're in their early 30's and *usually* teach college level courses, until their old pal Courtney, who somehow managed to open and maintain a super prestigious highschool, politely drags them by the hair to teach her 3rd year students an additional subject of their choice for the semester to instill extra-curricular and college level knowledge in her pupils! Who are her students? The 2023 reboot cast! Instead of joining Total Drama, they attend the former contestant's school - a great trade-off, if you ask me. Their school is veeeery competitive and cutthroat with mandatory competitions, events and tournaments, but the kids *do* get a lot out of those additional experiences, alenoah's classes being one of them.

Noah chooses to teach Forensic Sciences (on Mon and Fri)- he's a pretty ruthless teacher when it comes to the amount of essays and homework he gives, but once the kids realise that he really isn't all that intimidating (partially because they find his youtube account - mostly educational videos, but only mostly.... mysterious ooh) He's very patient and level-headed, letting students come to him for additional help after lessons if they still don't understand the subject; rarely asks the class for answers or quizzes them unless they're reviewing material; has the world's most powerful Death Glare and always has atleast 3 cups of coffee on his desk every day.

Alejandro teaches Study of Ancient Cultures (also Mon and Fri!)- COMPLETE opposite of Noah - most lessons he encourages conversation, small group projects and actively reviewing the topic as he teaches it, tries to keep his lessons lighthearted and "fun" - that is, until it's time for the pop quiz. Every lesson, he takes 3 people up to the board to quiz them on the prior day's material and grades it accordingly, not to mention frequent tests, ALL open questions. Despite this, he tries to get everyone to speak up and share their thoughts or questions, and makes sure everyone is engaged in his lesson. He's suuper chatty and openly nerdy passionate about his subject; has a midly-well hidden love for palentology; rides around his classroom on his office chair when he doesn't feel like standing up and using his walking cane and often lets students use their phones during class!

alejandra:

has a lip piercing, plans to get an eyebrow piercing in the future!! maintains her hair well, loves to wear things cropped, she loves to skate on her way to school & always carries earbuds in her pockets wherever she goes. she loves to listen to rock, rnb, and jazz to pass time. huge biology nerd but she'd never admit it. doesn't watch movies, doesn't plan to. plays many instruments, enjoys playing the cello and piano the most

nora/noelle (still deciding on her name....):