dry humping in its specificity as a term implies the existence of wet humping

actually fucking disgusting that glasses cost any money like if you actually think about it for more than a few seconds it is so unconscionably inhumane. this goes for things like insulin and mobility aids and hearing aids too ofc but fuck man, fucking glasses? the thing you need to fucking see? its genuinely sickening and inhumanly evil that those cost ANYTHING.

can we play running in the woods. can we play running in the woods tonight. can we play

You know how some people talk about timeless themes in literature and you kind of low-key think they're full of shit? Sometimes they're not.

"queer-owned business" means nothing anymore. OpenAI and Palantir are both queer-owned businesses.

if this is how you find out that both sam altman and peter thiel are gay im sorry

hate it when the people who I love are suffering due to circumstances beyond my control 👎 there should be a sea monster that I can slay to fix the problem

nobody ever gets locked in a tower or chained to a rock at sea anymore - it's always some shit like chronic illness or ptsd related depression

Praying that $1500 randomly comes to you when you need it the most this year.

actually im doing really well except for the fact that everything makes me sad and the things that dont make me sad make me angry. but other than that im fine