Dark Diamonds

Who names their character Susan

I’m poisoning an enchanted crossbow, which I gave a nickname to so I wouldn’t accidentally sell it. The name of the weapon is “delicious quinoa, Susan”.

As you do

What

I was expecting some kind of explanation at the bottom and I just…

I’m that kind of person who keeps letters and birthday cards, tickets from trains, concerts, parks and museums.

if you’re online at this late hour with nothing to do here’s a plant personality quiz to waste time on for no given reason. you’re welcome and enjoy.

ppl are reblogging this w their lil results in the tags n it’s so fucking cute i wanna cRY

IT’S STARTED

IT’S BEEN NOVEMBER JUST FOR FEW HOURS YOU ANIMALS

IM SAVING THIS IN MY FUCKKING QUEUE AND EVERY FUCKING NOVEMBER AT 12:00 AM IM FUCKING POSTING THIS

Dear November, please be good to me.

looks like october is…. octover

I’m not losing weight but I sure am losing hair

Get you a friend who understands how mentally fucked you are and still wants to b your friend

Remember, you can disappear into the woods whenever you want. You’re an adult.

reblog to add +10 haunting power to your ghost when you die

i aint risking being a weak ass ghost

learning to let go and learning to relax means just freaking sticking those stickers on something. stop worrying if it’s the right place. burn that nice candle you’ve had for a year. it doesn’t need a special occasion. I’m gonna use those fancy soaps I’ve been collecting in a drawer even though they look so pretty and it means I’ll use them up. everything is temporary so just enjoy the littlest pleasures you can possibly have we all need to just let go and enjoy things while they last. the sticker’s gonna look fine on your water bottle I promise

I have hundreds of stickers..hundreds

it is time…..to let go

They….they are scratch and sniff….

let them live their destiny….stop holding them back…let them Stick

If it’s a really nice sticker and like a souvenier or sentimental or something, you can stick it to a magnet sheet, cut it out, and now your sticker is a sweet magnet and you can put it on anything a magnet will stick to.

Incredible I love this!