Does that mean we're...? Are we in the darkest timeline?

derek landy's queer rep is fucking abysmal and in this essay I will

i've also mentioned it on this blog before but if the thing that most annoys you about skulduggery pleasant is the way it never quite commits to fully deconstructing skulduggery's character archetype (morally ambiguous, intelligent, arrogant, socially awkward, mythologically competent ex-military male action anti-hero with an obvious paternalistic streak towards his younger female companion) in favour of keeping him badass, aloof, and authoritative, could i possibly interest you in watching series 8-9 of doctor who

Truly nothing worse than having astronomical brainrot for media you have 5000 issues with

the concept of dividing skulduggery pleasant fans into new and old like Old Testament and New Testament

it’s funny how quickly you get desensitized to comic book nonsense like mister sinister is an insane name for a fictional character it’s so goofy but when i read his name i’m like this is not a laughing matter. we’re talking about cyclops’ traumatic secret laser beam eyeball orphanage surgery backstory. stop laughing.

reading skulduggery pleasant sucks because every character is named like Mcfoolery Crocs and you have to take them seriously because they’ve just died horribly or did terrible things in the war. And then every villain is named Butcher Masochist to differentiate and they murder 30 people each book. Also William Raymond sanguine is there