the female of the species is more deadly

ohhh fuck off. someone learned my summoning ritual again. ill be right back

"slut hours!!" i whisper to myself at 1am as i write smut for fictional characters alone in my room, severely touch starved

the "its only $5, why not buy it" mentality has probably cost me like $10,000 at this point in my life

buck is impossible to tease about tommy and it drives chimney insane. tommy’ll stop by the station with a bouquet and chim will go, “haha eVaN your boyfriend bought you flowers,” and buck will be like, “yes he did🥰 when’s the last time you bought my sister flowers😐” and next thing you know chimney’s dialing up a florist while hen strokes his back soothingly

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