Salty on Main

my d.b. cooper theory is that the rapture happened while he was falling and he was the only christian worthy of heaven

if you're washed chopped and cooked then you might be vegetables

I think of that pic of Colin Farrell in costume as Alexander the Great lying on the ground covered in blood with an arrow protruding from his chest and smoking a cigarette all the time.

Official Post of Massachusetts

it's usually morally correct to make fun of the usa but whenever i hear british people do it it feels kinda tone deaf. idk if we have the high ground here guys. its like your mom making fun of your mental illness like ma'am where do you think i got it from.

thank you guys for playing blogs with me