the horrors

I had a dream last night that I was in my car driving through my neighborhood and ghost face was chasing me and instead of just driving away I spun around, accelerated, and ran them over. Not entirely sure where that came from lmao.

THE HELL YOU MEAN THEY'RE THE SAME PERSON???

this might be kind of a reach but is there a way for printers to connect to devices so that documents can be printed from them

I think the badge system thing on Tumblr is great cos it immediately helps you identify who not to take seriously

nothing scarier than being a fan of a fic and then becoming mutuals with the author. like hi shakespeare. big fan of your fake dating au

Im sorry that I choose my favs with my pussy and not my moral compass. Wish I could be as boring as the rest of you

The thing about bugs bunny is that he lives and dies by his bits. He’s fully capable of killing you if he wanted, but the thing is, not only is he a nice guy, he’s a funny guy. To beat bugs bunny, many people assume that you just have to not fall for the jokes. If he hits you with a pie, you don’t flinch, and eventually you’ll ware him down. The issue is, misery will only last you so long. There’s only so much bits to endure before it becomes funny. And whoever is getting laughed at is losing. Instead, to kill bugs bunny, you have to beat him at his own game. When he throws a pie, don’t try to sidestep or be a sourpuss, that’s playing into his hands. Instead, you comically open your mouth and swallow it whole. This is how you kill a god.

>#I love how this gag would be funny at any point since the third century BCE