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hello!!!!!

i’m nic!!

idk what’s going on i just got here like ten years ago.

tags and explanations under the cut (mostly for me but maybe they will help you too) (i don’t tag everything)

#me #welcome post bc i forgor i could pin one

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Grace: ARE YOU-

Simon: Fucking.

Grace: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Simon: Fucking.

Grace: IDIOT!!

Adrian: …What was that, question?

Rocky: Grace doesn't like using swear words, convict Simon is helping.

r4esvn

happy pride month to my close and personal friends Ryland Grace and Simon

dragon-in-a-fez

the thing about being "good with kids" is all it takes is literally just not trying to control and mould them with every interaction. it's just being a normal person and engaging with them through normal interactions like having conversations and playing games. it's just being genuine and friendly and not perceiving them as lumps of wet clay you are there to shape. "oh you're so good with kids" thanks it's because I think they are people

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The Eridians, pointing proudly at their Human-Safe Biodome: that’s where we keep Grace, who saved the stars and spends his time teaching our children about science. we owe him everything.

The Eridians: oh and also Simon. we found him in a blood-covered dumpster and we think he has rabies.

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*trying not to doxx myself* shoutout to that one thing in a place somewhere

1five1two

'Sea Spray'. Harald Sohlberg. 1908.

scramratz

I think people would be less suicidal if they were allowed to talk about being suicidal without risk of being sent to the Torture Dungeon

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Simone Rocha | Fall-winter 2020/2021

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thetechnicallydeadclub

UNIVERSAL BASIC INCOME NOW!

RAISE THE MINIMUM WAGE!

I'M SICK AND TIRED OF NOT BEING ABLE TO AFFORD HAPPINESS!

pineappical

funny idea i just got for an Eridian character. meet Hardtack

pineappical

like a sick victorian child

damnhotpocket

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Why are all music teachers like this 😭😭😭

communeist

THEY ARE

crematedequally

when i was 8 i had a very intimidating russian woman as a music teacher- she was both my opera instructor and piano teacher. about a month into piano, she sat me down and said to my mother and i "this child- very beautiful voice, good for singing. i will not allow this child to continue piano. god did not want this child to play an instrument. he told me this in dreams. that is all."

my mom had it written down on a slip so we could remember the exact words because it was so funny. i HATED playing piano and i was definitely not good at it (i did end up having a good 5 years of opera training and ended up being a pretty accomplished choir singer though) and the idea of god sending my incredibly severe and serious russian piano teacher a dream begging her to stop teaching me piano was probably the funniest way it could have gone.

homunculus-argument

A demon/monster hunting show that's just 90% about smartass rules lawyering. Can only be killed by a silver bullet? How about a bullet train, does a bullet train count as a bullet? How much of that thing has to be silver for it to count as a silve bullet? "Cannot be killed by any force on this Earth" well get fucking space launched, idiot. It all boils down to seeing what does and does not count. Far, far less "first few seasons of Supernatural" and a lot more Mythbusters. Or hell, perhaps with some "will it blend?" also thrown in.

At one point they manage to kill a monster that "cannot be killed by a weapon forged by man" by running it over with a Honda Civic. There's someone on the scene to play Watson for us, asking the details of how did they manage that. Was it because a car doesn't count as a weapon? No, it does count as one if you intend to use it as one. Is it because a car has obviously not been forged by a blacksmith like a sword would be? Nah, that actually doesn't count.

Why, then, was it the "man/human" thing? Did they somehow find a Honda Civic built in a factory that is entirely operated by an all-female crew? Nah, not that either. But they did find a lesbian auto shop that could take the original car apart, and replace all the parts with different ones. They wanted to see if they can ship of theseus this whole thing and if it still counts as the same car, and turns out that it doesn't.

mikkeneko

Mythbusters: Now With Real Myths

billiamdoor

I can be trusted with the fictional character. I Promise.

billiamdoor

I lied. Fuck it’s dire y’all. It’s Bad.

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Installation art haters don't know how to sit in an uncomfortable room that makes you feel something you've never felt before

tyrannosaurus-rex

i have adhd, ive already against my will immersed myself in every possible form of discomfort just to get a little smackerel of stimulation, come back when it makes me feel something good ive never felt before.

brainless-moe-white-lotus

i have adhd and your mom's giving me a little smackerel of stimulation on my cock to make me feel something good ive never felt before

flipchild

Yeah, it's those

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