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The ancient texts were true… They DO have a reaction image for everything…

my top hobbies are shame and embarrassment but i also occasionally dabble in envy

butches hmu please im high and horny

As a kid, I wasn’t allowed to touch the hot stove with my bare hands. But now I get to do it whenever I want

I scheduled an appointment. everyone applause me at once AT ONCE I SAY

sure being straight sounds okay but have you ever tried saying yes ma’am to a femme

every now and again I'm reminded that white people truly do not understand the concept of how terrifying it is to go against their parents in a mexican household

im in a very vulnerable state if any hot lesbian wants a turn at ruining my life

jellyfish have to be kept in a round tank because if they're in a tank with corners they'll get stuck in them. I think that's beautiful. god's stupidest little plastic bags (affectionate)