My real name's fat Patricia

find it so weird when people defend celebrities as if it’s their own personal family member. it’s never that deep

my cat is meowing thru the window at the middle aged men working on the roof rn and they're meowing back at her

she's obsessed w these guys i should have put her through trade school

A white supremacist just shot 11 black people and this is what’s keeping you up at night?

Someone already said it in the replies, but those jokes (typically made by POC and dark skinned POC especially) are usually aimed at people who go to tanning salons and use spray tanners, and it’s usually specifically to racefake or at least achieve a darker skinned look which, in their mind, is considered attractive. I have never seen this aimed at people who work manual labour and it seems unfair to turn this into a form of oppression or something more sinister than it is most times.

White ppl invent the concept of race and then act confused about the rules

I wish my job was hanging out and having fun ($1000/hr)

“We made them a nest, but they won’t go to it” is such a universal pet owner mood. 😂

the reason so much of mainstream lgbt media is about coming out is because thats the only part of being lgbt that directly impacts the cis het people around you, and since mainstream media has to cater to a cis het audience, it has to represent the most palatable part of being lgbt in order to be the most profitable. portraying other experiences of being lgbt that don’t directly involve cis het people is too alienating to them to win their interest and will likely cost you a huge chunk of potential viewership. in this essay i will

if you are bi lesbian you are WONDERFUL ♡♡♡♡♡

I worked at a Starbucks and some customer at the walk up came to complain there was a lady selling tamales in the parking lot and we were all like “oh whoa really?” And literally all of us left the store to buy bags of tamales

lesbians who have top surgery are very cool and sexy

squid game is so blatant about its theme of the rich abusing the poor but pretending the poor willingly chose their demise and yet twitter brain geniuses are still posting the absolute dumbest takes