Salutations!

piracy isnt theft but i wish it was. i wish i could download a disney movie and then they dont have it anymore

i just want a boring love. a love that doesn’t need fights or arguments to keep the fire alive. a “let’s sit and read on opposite ends of the sofa” love. an “i thought of you when i was doing the dishes” love. an “i would rather be at home with the love of my life right now” love

can confirm, this form of love is very shelf-stable; husband and I have been chilling amicably for over ten years

Get yourself a partner who taps you repeatedly taps you with a dish and when you make a gentle inquiring noise as to what the fuck they’re doing they tell you that they’re sending you plate mail.

Reblogging for the neck pain ones… whoa Nelly, do I ever get the most killer neck pains.

if youre hypermobile or have eds be careful with some of these