enthusiasm and creativity will always be more contagious and effective than tearing apart what you don't want to see

hey do you want to come over and repress with me

Until death, all defeat is psychological.

you cannot be serious

i think if your kid is precociously good at an adult hobby like cooking or sewing or whatever and you try to monetize it by turning them into a three-year-old influencer you should be locked in a funhouse until you change your mind

it's totally ok to dislike things. right?

sometimes i feel like a failure for not knowing how to drive but then i remind myself that like 90% of all humans who have ever lived also never learnt to drive. if william shakespeare can not drive then so can i

can someone please please make his tail wag thank you

why does the wikipedia page for paranoid personality disorder have some kind of goblin on it

Trying to identify someone's time zone by the hours that they're active on Tumblr is commiting the logical fallacy of assuming that anyone on here has a regular sleep schedule

your boyfriend isn't thematically significant

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife