enthusiasm and creativity will always be more contagious and effective than tearing apart what you don't want to see

tmi actually stands for tumblring my information

a mutual with a different timezone is a type of dead wife

sending asks is so scary what if i sneezed on my keyboard and mistyped my entire adress and misgendered everyone and mispelled every single word and also typed my password into the message. what then. once the ask is sent who knows what it looks like. i couldve tyepd anything

Why does your post have lingerie on

God forbid a bitch be feeling herself while mentally ill in this economy 😢

stop saying you ate my son . i am done with you people

"for my own sanity, i'm going to stop thinking about this!" ← person who's going to think about it all the time forever

You gotta be really publicly passionate about things if you want your friends to text you. Bc people will forget to text you because they’re human. But if you’re really openly the friend who loves identifying ants your friends will think of you when they see ants. And they’ll text you “what ant is this [blurry photo]”. And then they’ll ask you how you’ve been and we should get coffee sometime. But if they don’t know what you love they’ll never know what you like

And then when the ant convention is in town they’ll be like dude… we should go to the ant convention. But they would never think to go if they didn’t know u loved ants

And sometimes you need to ask them to go to the ant convention. But you Will not get anywhere hiding your passions

Fork found in Bathroom #Mystery #Unexplained

appearing in front of you as a ghostly apparition: take your headphones. you will need your headphones