Lootuksensyöjä

Justin Cole

I Can Feel Time Passing Through Me, 2024

I've had this idea for a zine for the longest time and I finally made it! Inspired by and dedicated to all of my fellow fangirls* :')

Hankala = Difficult Hiljaistenmiestenlaakso = The valley of the silent men Juntti = Yokel Kattila = Cooking pot Katuma = Regret Kinkku= Ham Kuri = Discipline Kusipää = Asshole (literally pee-head) Lemu = Stench Löytö = A finding Naaman Niska = face’s neck Nahkahousut = Leather pants Nakertaja = Nibbler Onpahanvaanlampi = ”Well here’s a pond.” Hard to translate literally Polvi = Knee Pummimiehentie = Hobo mans road Punkka = Bed Pöljä = Dumb Sillikuja = Herring alley Tiukka = Tight Tuuri = Luck Vainiintie = ”Oh I see” or ”Is that so?” road Varajärvi = Spare lake Veneheitto = Boat throwing Vesikansa = Water people Vessanperä = Toilet rear Viinamäki = Booze hill

Feeling doomed? Visit following places: Iso Helvetinjärvi, Pitkä Helvetinjärvi = Big Hell’s lake, Long Hell’s lake Kalmankaltio = Fountain of death Kuolio = gangrene Mestauskallio = Hill of decapitation Murhasaari = Murder island Murtovaara = Danger of burglary / Burglary hill (vaara means danger but it also means a hill) Myrkky = Poison Orjasaari = Slave island Piruntasku = Devils pocket Pirunsaari = Devils island

Finns have named some places very.. romantically. Varvi = Coitus, act of having sex Halivaara = Hug danger or hug hill  Kiimankulma = Rut corner Naimajarvi = Lake of sex Pusula = Kiss place

Finns also have quite a fixation over male anatomy: Ala-Mulkku = Down-Dick Hinthaara = (almost) Gay crotch Iso-Melanen = Big paddle (mela, paddle is also used when talked as a synonym for penis) Isomulkku = Big dick Keskimulkku = Middle dick Kyrpäoja = Dick ditch Lerssi = Again, a dick Kivesjärvi = Testicle lake Mulkkujärvi = Dick lake Mulkkusaari = Dick island (this is located in the testicle lake mentioned before) Pikkumulkku = Little dick Siitinselkä = Penis back Terskanperä = Glans rear Ylä-Mulkku = Upper dick

But sure there are some pleasant places with hint of feminine touch too: Annamarinhaara = Crotch of Annamari Horo = A whore Impivaara = Maid danger (or maid hill) Pillunsilmä = Cunt eye Saaranpaskantamasaari = An island shat by Saara Seljanperä = Rear of Selja Tissinpohja = Boobs bottom Vittulampi = Cunt pond Vitunvilkkamalampi = Pond of flickering cunt Ämmänsaari = Hag island

Not forgetting unisex places: Alapää = bottom, private parts Ala-Lemu = Down-stench Pöksynhaara = Panty crotch

And not forgetting animals either: Hevonperse = Horses ass Hevonvittu = Horses cunt Kalmari = Squid Katinhäntä = Cats tail Ketunperä = Foxes bottom Kissanpiiskaajankuja = Cat spankers alley Koirankyrpäoja = Dogs dick ditch Koiransellaisenoja = Dogs ”youknowwhat” ditch

And of course there are butt-related places: Homeperseensuo = Mold ass swamp Peräsuolijoki = Rectum river Pieru = Fart Perälä  = Rear Takalisto = The backside, butt. Tuhnunvuori = Farts mountain

Other anatomical places: Elinmylly = Organ mill Suolisto = Bowels Tyrävaara = Hernia hill / Danger of hernia

If you want to visit really shitty places try these: Paska-Avenue = Shit Avenue Paskajoki = Shit river. Paskalampi = Shit pond Paskalomatunturi = Shit vacation  mountain Paskasaaret = Shit islands Paskatinlahti (Lohjanjärvi) Paskatti = Urge to shit / make someone to shit (in past tense) Paskatunturi = Shit mountain Pissiniemi = Pee cape