skeleton rave

Me: wow I’m so gay Me: how can someone be this gay Me: girls are so hot Me: I’m very fucking gay Me: the gayest of all Me: girls girls girls Me: gay is my middle name Me: gay af Me: *is actually bisexual*

there’s just no reason for dinosaurs to be so omnipresent in educational media other than collective agreement that they’re fucking cool

feminism never taught me to hate men but it did help me realize that i shouldn’t prioritize them over women & it turns out that alot of men consider that to be hatred lmao.

So if you were in a room with two prisoners; a man and a woman, you’d never met, and the gender neutral soldier with the big gun told you to kill one of them, you’d automatically shoot the man?

tag yourselves I’m the gender neutral soldier

i cannot tell you how many times this EXACT situation has happened to me

In light of Pride month, I would like to give a big ol FUCK YOU to straight couples who use dating sites to pick up bi women for their ugly sexual fantasies.

Another huge FUCK YOU to women who don’t want to be with bi men because they believe they are inherently gay

Another FUCK YOU to people who say bi women in relationships with men “have been straight all along”

kitchen nightmares is just gordon ramsay going to restaurants and yelling “damn bitch you live like this?”

If you scroll pass this you don’t got ten dollars

Need my $10

Guys i literally just got tipped $10 at work

I aint risking it.

10 10 10

Always reblog money cat

fall out boy could actually hit me across the face with a 50 pound weight and it still wouldn’t hit me as hard as disloyal order of water buffaloes did when i first heard it

Can we talk about how Hairspray is a story where a not-conventionally-attractive girl gets the hot guy in the end without having to Become “Pretty.” Because we need more stories like that.

It’s also story about breaking down the barriers of racism which we also need more of.

And it’s about nice hair and cheesy dance moves, more things we need more of

It’s a movie where John Travolta plays a chic, which we need more of

No. We don’t need more of men in roles which should have gone to plus size women.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because it’s a pantomime technique so it’s not like the movie purposely discriminated, It was literally just written that way and it’s probably one of my favourite comedic techniques.

Actually, the role was written as a man playing a woman because in the original Hairspray movie the role was played by Divine, a radical and influential plus-size drag queen. It is in honor of that original casting and in Divine’s memory that more recent stage and movie adaptations of Hairspray have continued to cast Mrs. Turnblad as a man in drag.

get rekt lmao

my favorite thing is when people from your high school who got married at 20 and have three kids at 22 post shit like “living with your significant other isn’t all fun it’s constant fighting and discomfort and never being happy! constant misery is natural and expected don’t get your hopes up! buy these pyramid scheme beauty products btw”